LA MAYONESA!!
Y haciendo palmas, y arriba y arriba, y el coro que arranca que dice que dice bate que bate con chocolate, uuhh, bate que bate, bate que bate, que bate chocolate Un tatuaje en la espalda negra la minifalda zapatos y el top misteriosa ella bailaba yo la estaba mirando desde que llego de repente su mirada en mis ojos se clavo sosteniendo la mirada se acerco y sin decir nada me agarro fuerte la cara y a la pista me arrastro Ma-yo-nesa, ella me bate como haciendo mayonesa Todo lo que había tomado se me subió pronto a la cabeza Ma-yo-nesa, ella me bate como haciendo mayonesa No se ni como me llamo, ni donde vivo (ni donde vivo) ni me interesa...(se repite hasta el final
Hey this song is about a white girl! That's me!!
I'm in love with The Producers! It's an awesome movie and I can stop singing all of the songs. It's really funny and you should all see it.. and if you already have, well, I suppose I'm late!
Anyways for the last few days I have been letting the Mormons come over and I swear it's only because one of them is really hot.. LoL I'm such a bad girl. Well I think he likes me! Maybe?
Today me, Di, Luca, Christina, Michael and DaVID went to the beach. It was a bad day to go because there were thunderstorms. BAH HUMBUG! Well whatever we buried Michael and Di in the sand and that was the highlight of my day. Then we had to leave and we ended up at Sunset Mall. We were all chilling and this super creepy Chinese man kept staring at me.. and saying hi. Then I thought he left but he was actually on the second floor staring at me and saying hi. I BOLTED. That was some scary shit but I made it out of there ok. Well lets end the day with some goodness..
Now Ulla Dance!!
When You Got It, Flaunt It
ULLA:
Ven you got it, flaunt it
Step right up and strut your stuff
People tell you modesty's a wirtue
But in the theatre modesty can hurt you
Ven you got it, flaunt it
Show your assets, let them know you're proud
Your goodies you must push
Stick out your chest, shake your tush
Ven you got it, shout it out loud
Now Ulla dance.
Ven you got it, show it
Put your hidden treasures on display
Violinists love to play an E-string
But audiences really love a G-string
Ven you got it, should it!
Let the whole vorld hear vat you're about
Clothes may make the man
All a girl needs is a tan
Ven you got it, let it hang out!
Remember ven Ulla dance?
MAX & LEO:
Yeah!
ULLA:
Ulla dance again!
Ven I was yust a little girl in Sveden
My thoughtful mother gave me this advice
If nature blesses you from top to bottom
Show that top to bottom, don't think twice
Now Ulla belt!
Don't think twice!
Ven you got it, share it
Let the public feast upon your charms
People say that being prim is proper
But ev'ry showgirl knows that prim will stop her
If you got it, give it
Don't be selfish, give it all a-vay
Don't be shy, be bold 'n' cute
Show the boys your birthday suit
Ven you got it, if you got it
Once you got it, shout out hooray!