My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..
My home away from home is closed tommorow.. VAMOS A LA BIBLIOTECA!! Ay no, esta cerrado :(
I want to wish Christ a happy birthday, the Supreme Being AND my best friend. Oh man, now I gotta get God a gift, and I'm running out of money.. WHAT AN EXCELLENT EXCUSE FOR NOT GETTING YOU A PRESENT!! Well anyways, your 18!! AGHHH ::Emotional breakdown::....followed by ::two hours of talking about the evolution of our friendship::...followed by a quick ::bathroom break:: So when's your party? What kind of enticing soiree are we dealing with here? Chips? Dips? Chains? Whips?
Like taco, burrito, whats coming out of your speedo? Which leads me to my next conclusion, I believe.. that all Mexicans.. have taco-flavored kisses.. EWW FRANCO!!
SCREW THANKSGIVING! MY FAMILY SUCKS! What am I thankful for!? NADA! The only time I'm thankful is at Christmas, when I have PRESENTS. Ah yes, when the stockings are overflowing with big-screen tv's, and the presents under the tree are so large they are outside waiting in my driveway with a big gift-wrapping bow.. The perfect Christmas.
Now for a touching moment: Remember when Clark sang "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"? That was the epitome of a good christmas. I wish he'd sing it again.. onstage.. so I can shout vular things like "I WANT YOUR BABY!!" and throw my underwear at him in a sopping heap..
EWWW.. way to ruin a moment Emilt.
Omg Wuttke is so weird. One minute he hates me, the next he freaking kisses the red carpet that is laid out for me every morning. Heee!
Annies holey buttcheek jeans make me laugh.
<3 Emily
I want to wish Christ a happy birthday, the Supreme Being AND my best friend. Oh man, now I gotta get God a gift, and I'm running out of money.. WHAT AN EXCELLENT EXCUSE FOR NOT GETTING YOU A PRESENT!! Well anyways, your 18!! AGHHH ::Emotional breakdown::....followed by ::two hours of talking about the evolution of our friendship::...followed by a quick ::bathroom break:: So when's your party? What kind of enticing soiree are we dealing with here? Chips? Dips? Chains? Whips?
Like taco, burrito, whats coming out of your speedo? Which leads me to my next conclusion, I believe.. that all Mexicans.. have taco-flavored kisses.. EWW FRANCO!!
SCREW THANKSGIVING! MY FAMILY SUCKS! What am I thankful for!? NADA! The only time I'm thankful is at Christmas, when I have PRESENTS. Ah yes, when the stockings are overflowing with big-screen tv's, and the presents under the tree are so large they are outside waiting in my driveway with a big gift-wrapping bow.. The perfect Christmas.
Now for a touching moment: Remember when Clark sang "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"? That was the epitome of a good christmas. I wish he'd sing it again.. onstage.. so I can shout vular things like "I WANT YOUR BABY!!" and throw my underwear at him in a sopping heap..
EWWW.. way to ruin a moment Emilt.
Omg Wuttke is so weird. One minute he hates me, the next he freaking kisses the red carpet that is laid out for me every morning. Heee!
Annies holey buttcheek jeans make me laugh.
<3 Emily