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Aug 31, 2005 00:20

Manda's list of how to really tell when you're just a peice of ass:

1) You've been sleeping together for 5 months and he still keeps offering you pineapple juice even though you keep telling him that you are allergic to pineapple.

2) He turns on the Home Shopping Network right after sex.

3) Your ankle is broken and you still have to crawl up three flights of stairs to his apartment because it never occured to him to carry you.

4) He insists that you have your own side of the bed and won't even hug you.

5) You sleep on the floor because he'd never know the difference.

6) Once he gets his, the sex is over and it doesn't matter whether you're finished or not. So you go home and get it from the girl down the hall or your exgirl because at least she knows how you like it.
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