Of substance names.
I'm watching NCIS. The team is investigating a murder (surprise, surprise!), and Abby (forensics babe) discovers that the substance on the body was something called "sexwax"--no no, wait, it's used on surfboards. But it still reminded me of something.
Ryan and I were watching something on TV, it must have been kinda late, because the commercials got...adultish. One of them was for "LuvRub," a brand of lube (they also sell "RubLuv," the massage oil version!). That's not the funny thing. The funny thing was the first lines out of the narrator's mouth:
Better than lube, it's love in a tube!
....
Ryan and I just looked at each other and cracked up. It was surreal.
The copywriter in me died a little....C'mon, guys! You couldn't do better than that? REALLY?!
Ryan and I were watching something on TV, it must have been kinda late, because the commercials got...adultish. One of them was for "LuvRub," a brand of lube (they also sell "RubLuv," the massage oil version!). That's not the funny thing. The funny thing was the first lines out of the narrator's mouth:
Better than lube, it's love in a tube!
....
Ryan and I just looked at each other and cracked up. It was surreal.
The copywriter in me died a little....C'mon, guys! You couldn't do better than that? REALLY?!