I've never seen it said more succinctly than this

[purplecatsnot]

"Man I feel bad for the people who think Japan is a hotbed of quirky deviancy and wacky joy and then go over there and find out that the wacky is just spill over from having one of the most oppressive conformist cultures on Earth with really dull tv."

Comments

[the_werle]

Ha, jokes on you. I never thought it was a hotbed, I always considered it a cesspool.

[purplecatsnot]

It's really the only thing that you do that pisses me off. And Something Awful is a sensationalist source for wacky Japanese things, always blowing things out of proportion, but still with a note of truth. No matter how we look at it, the world always knows what a festering sinkhole America is and how fucking stupid we all are. And we all have guns, we love our titties big, and we love our cheap-ass beer and pork fritters even more. If you ever want to feel the slightest remorse about the state of the world, you probably don't need to look any farther than your living room, you greasy, selfish pig.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[bawend]

lol

[the_werle]

I am smoking a pork fritter as we speak. Sweet bacony tar covers my all-american lungs, and I breath the sweet apple pie filled air of freedom as I burn a drum-barrel full of gasoline and kittens.

[the_werle]

As a side note, I really like that icon.