This is probably only funny if you were there- so
heartoblack this is for you:
purplecamels &
heartoblack’s Green Bay adventure
September 1-3, 2006
9/1/06
7:35am: On the road- are we going to Canada?
7:36:
heartoblack: “If I have to eat shit, so do you!”
8:00: Burger King in Woodbury for breakfast
9:00-9:50: Talk politics
9:50: Missed our exit
10:03: Compared tans and cleavage
10:34: Horse and buggy crossing next 10 miles
10:40: Lost pen
10:50: Amish man on bike- must find pen
11:04:
purplecamels looks at time table to see when her last beverage was and justify needing to pee
11:11: Abbott & Costello watch out
11:12:
heartoblack swerves for blue barn
11:13: Why does ‘silo’ sound dirty?
11:14:
heartoblack’s new band name: goat camp. 1st album: ‘goats of their own volition’
11:17: 2nd album: ‘3 cows swinging in unison’
12:01pm: Wausau sucks.
12:02:
heartoblack: “I am fatter than I am tall.”
12:21: Hair vs. notepad: hair
12:26: Random woman crosses freeway on a 4 wheeler
12:32:
heartoblack: “Momma loves the schnau”
12:42:
purplecamels: “Orefus!”
1:01: KFC-
heartoblack flings her underwear around and some money
1:10:
purplecamels: “Dew overboard”
heartoblack: “Jew overboard?”
1:58:
heartoblack=chicken,
purplecamels=pork
3:00: Packer game
· We sat next to a raciest lady who had apparently sold our seats to some guy-so when we sat down she first wanted to know if we were fun girls- cause she hates people who aren’t fun. Then she asked how much we paid for our tickets-when we told her the response was “those black scalpers- I thought they wanted to actually watch the game”
· Luckily, by random luck, Katie’s brother D and girlfriend S were also at the game and had open seats in front of them- so we hightailed it out of scary land.
· We got sunburn- I’ve never sat outside at a professional sport game before- that part was sort of neat.
· I think the Packers lost.
7:30: Dinner at a place called Krolls- butter everywhere
8:30: Back to G's to get sexy
11:00: Off to a 21st birthday party an then dancing at some GLBT bar
9/2/06
1:00am: Home- then up talking until 4:00am
10:00: Wake up time
11:23: Out the door for our big day
11:35: Breakfast from a coffee shop called Luna- Pumpkin muffin, pumpkin cranberry bread
11:40: On the road to Door County
11:58:
heartoblack: “That is so selfish- if you want to kill yourself do it on your won time.”
12:00: Camel Junkies are on- all is well in the world
12:07: Dykesville!
12:12: We’re in Door County
12:27: Cheese!
1:02: Egg Harbor does not want us here.
heartoblack has a moment where she wonders why there are eggs everywhere. And then she feels stupid.
1:10: Stop at orchard Cherry Winery- buy wine and pumpkin beer
1:45: Park in Fish Creek and walk around
· Do to the Alexander Nobel house-the first frame house built in Fish Creek- that is kept as house in morning
· Hat Head store- $20.00 for all the good hats so we went home empty headed
· Got sandwiches at the Fish Creek Market.
heartoblack loved her Roast Beef & Voss. G found her pasta to be ‘eh’ and
purplecamels feed the ducks with her bread.
· We got our picture taken by some guy- not developed yet
3:42: Back on the road
3:45: Pass O’Mera’s Irish house,
heartoblack swoons.
3:48: Street sign for a theatre entrance!
3:49: Drive in double feature: Talladega Nights and World Trade Center- what a night!
4:02: Stop in Sister Bay- there’s a restaurant that has goats on their roof! 11 pictures were taken
4:33: Head back toward home
5:43:
purplecamels has to pee- shocker
6:20: Arrive at Bay Park Square for shopping!
8:15: 4 pairs of shoes later- we head to Angelina’s for dinner. Leave much much much too full. The food was amazing.
2:00: Finally head to bed after another night of girl talk
9/3/06
8:00am: Up for the road home
9:03:
purplecamels drops a Dr. Pepper on the ground- explosion!
9:04: Pull over in Shauno for coffee and breakfast and gas.
heartoblack: “Apparently we’re just Shauno people”
11:30: Amish on bikes part deux
12:55pm: Stop at Dairy Queen for lunch not sure where we are
2:00:
heartoblack drops
purplecamels off at home and the adventure comes to a close.