[video] 001

[purpleandstupid]

[The video is unfocused at first. As soon as it clears, a pair of feet come into view. It's hard to make out who's talking at first but some shouting is heard.]

Hey Schnitzel! Muuuuuung? Where are you guys?

[The feet are seen shuffling back and forth across the screen for a minute or two. And then a loud growl comes from nowhere. It is loud

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[snark_pants]

Is that a... gumball machine??

[purpleandstupid]

Oh wow, I still have grubble gum?!

[Regurgitates grubble gum machine.]

[snark_pants]

'What the hell--!'

Spit your Dreamberry out! It's not food!

[purpleandstupid]

Dreamberry? What's that?

[snark_pants]

[Facepalm, he's doing it]

The phone that's currently floating around in your stomach.

[purpleandstupid]

My stomach?

[And spits out the Dreamberry.]

Hey, there's someone on it!

[snark_pants]

[Sighs and raises a hand in greeting]

Yo...

'Hold on a second, what is that thing?? A cat? Rabbit...?'

[purpleandstupid]

Whooaaa, how come you fit in such a tiny thing? [Pokes at the screen.]

[snark_pants]

It's not really me in it. It's just a video of me.

[purpleandstupid]

What's a video? It sounds yummy.

[snark_pants]

All you need to know is that a video isn't edible. Okay? You got that?

[purpleandstupid]

Okay. But I'm still hungry. Isn't there some place I can get some food?

[snark_pants]

Good.

...

There's a cafe around here and there are shops around the city. You find all the food you want there.

[purpleandstupid]

...But I don't have any dollops. Or sments.

[snark_pants]

[He's just going to assume that's the currency in the weird little boy's world]

Oh, you don't have to worry about that while you're here. Everything's for free.

[purpleandstupid]

For free?