TODAY IS MASA DAY! \o/
I am in such a good mood today~ Even if the first jeep I rode in had brake troubles and we had to transfer to another jeep, and I was late, and I still haven't sent my share of the work to my groupmates, NOTHING WILL DAMPEN MY MOOD TODAY. 8D
TODAY IS MASA DAY AFTER ALL. :D And if there are people like Masa in the world, I can believe in a bright and happy future AND WORLD PEACE! :3
Hopefully, the CDs will arrive at juudenkanryou 's today. If it does, for the moment I am content and the world is perfect.
ANYWAY! To celebrate this wonderful, wonderful day, I wrote a fic! *le gasp!*
Okay, I didn't really plan to write a fic 'cause I haven't written in ages and I was supposed to do school work, BUT THE FIC IDEA WOULDN'T GO AWAY. Consider this doingfirst and inarikami 's fault for teaching us the awesomeness of Baba/Tina/Masa XDDD
Title: Love Triangle?
Notes: Crack/Humor
Disclaimer: Baba, Masa, and Masa's manager are real people. Tina is Baba's female persona. Everything else is a figment of my imagination.
Masa had never been more surprised in his life. He had just arrived at his apartment and found it open.
But that was not the surprising part.
"B-B-Ba-chon?!"
No, that wasn't it either.
Baba turned around slowly, a flirty smile curling his lips as he admired himself in the mirror out of the corner of his eyes. He was wearing a wig, a hot pink leather dress and fishnet stockings. And make-up. "Hello, Masa."
Masa placed a hand on his forehead. Maybe he'd had one too many drinks earlier. But when he lowered his hand the apparition was still there. And was walking towards him.
"Had a tough day?" Baba asked. He stopped only a few inches in front of Masa and smiled at him.
Masa's eyes flicked to Baba's chest. Nope, no b...breasts. "B-Ba-chon, what are you wearing!?"
Baba stepped a little closer and whispered, "What do you think?"
Masa gulped.
"Masa!!"
He whipped around to find another Baba (who was thankfully in normal clothes). His eyes bulged. "Wh-what the..."
guy!Baba was walking towards them, looking shocked and upset. "Masa, how could you!?"
Masa blinked and felt a flutter in his stomach. "Ba-chon, I..."
Before Masa could continue, guy!Baba was already beside them. He tugged girl!Baba towards him and glared at Masa.
"Tina is mine!"
And Masa woke up.
"Masa-kun, are you alright?" his manager asked worriedly. "You fell asleep on the sofa."
Masa looked around the room, bewildered and disoriented. When he found neither fishnet-wearing Baba--Tina, he corrected himself--nor an angry Baba, he breathed a sigh of relief. "Yeah, just had a weird dream."
OMAKE
"Are you alright, Masa?"
Masa looked at Baba wearily. He downed another mug of beer and sighed. "I'm fine. But I had a weird dream yesterday. There were two of you, and one was wearing girl clothes. And you called him--her--Tina. And she was trying to flirt with me. And you stopped her." He glanced at Baba to see his reaction. "I thought for a moment it was real."
Baba rolled his eyes at him. "Of course it was a dream."
Masa was about to smile when Baba continued, "Tina would never flirt with you when she has me."
:D I love jealous!Baba. ♥