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Since Keng and Chie have already done the ethnicity meme, I thought why not give it a try :)
British:
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy..
[ ] you can eat a Full English Breakfast And what does that consist of?
[ ] you dislike EMOS almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] its football...not soccer Ohmygod, THANK YOU MEME
Total = 4
Australian
[x] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard Barbie
[x] you know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] you're a sports fanatic
[x] you are tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you have an Australian something (shirt, phone, sock, etc.)
Total = 5
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[ ] you know what a real meatball tastes like.
[ ] you know Italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] you speak some Italian
[x] you're under 5'10"
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.
Total = 4
Mexican
[ ] you say "member" instead of "remember"
[ ] you speak Spanish or some
[x] you like tacos
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. n0 i TyPe LyKe DeSe
[x] you are dark skinned
[ ] you know what a Puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally.
[x] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are
Total = 4
Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[x] you know somebody named Natasha
[x] you get cold easily
[x] rain is fun for you
[ ]You get into contests all the time
[ ]You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total= 4
Irish
[ ] you love to drink...
[x] you have a bad temper.
[ ] your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, ins, ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland
[ ] you have blonde hair
[ ] you have/had freckles
[x] your family get-togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 3
African American
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] you have nappy hair
[x] you like rap
[ ] you know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[x] you like watermelon
[x] you can dance
[ ] you can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 5
Asian
[ ] you have slanty/small eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[x] you are good at math
[x] you have played the piano
[x] you have family from Asia
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think you're Chinese
[x] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total= 6
German
[x] you like bread
[x] you think American Chocolate is good.
[x] you speak some German
[x] you know what Schnitzel is
[x] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Pre-school
[x] you're over 5'2"
Total= 7
Canadian
[ ] you like/play/played hockey
[ ] you love beer
[x] You say "eh"
[ ] you know what poutine is
[ ] you speak some French
[ ] you love Tim Horton's
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[x] you watch/watched Degrassi
Total = 2
American
[ ] hate foreigners
[ ] hate non-Christians
[x] lazy
[x] not cultured
[ ] hate abortion
[ ] love the death penalty
[ ] don't read
[ ] shop at walmart
[x] think this bulletin is rather biased
total = 3
Indian
[ ] your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor
[x] you buy corn oil by the litre
[x] you meet someone randomly and find out they're your 67th cousin
[x] everyone assumes you're smart
[x] you know what's gonna happen in every bollywood movie
[ ] you love to bargain
[ ] you barely own any tupperware
[x] you own two refrigerators uh, yes. why is that here?
[x] your drinking glasses are made of steel but not the ones I drink in, lol
total = 6
And I just added that last one there to really compare (got it off some site, btw)
I'm more German than I am anything else. LOL. Lucky I learned German for a couple of years, yeah? :D
British:
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy..
[ ] you can eat a Full English Breakfast And what does that consist of?
[ ] you dislike EMOS almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] its football...not soccer Ohmygod, THANK YOU MEME
Total = 4
Australian
[x] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard Barbie
[x] you know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] you're a sports fanatic
[x] you are tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you have an Australian something (shirt, phone, sock, etc.)
Total = 5
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[ ] you know what a real meatball tastes like.
[ ] you know Italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] you speak some Italian
[x] you're under 5'10"
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.
Total = 4
Mexican
[ ] you say "member" instead of "remember"
[ ] you speak Spanish or some
[x] you like tacos
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. n0 i TyPe LyKe DeSe
[x] you are dark skinned
[ ] you know what a Puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally.
[x] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are
Total = 4
Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[x] you know somebody named Natasha
[x] you get cold easily
[x] rain is fun for you
[ ]You get into contests all the time
[ ]You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total= 4
Irish
[ ] you love to drink...
[x] you have a bad temper.
[ ] your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, ins, ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland
[ ] you have blonde hair
[ ] you have/had freckles
[x] your family get-togethers always include drinking and/or singing
Total = 3
African American
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] you have nappy hair
[x] you like rap
[ ] you know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[x] you like watermelon
[x] you can dance
[ ] you can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 5
Asian
[ ] you have slanty/small eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[x] you are good at math
[x] you have played the piano
[x] you have family from Asia
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think you're Chinese
[x] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total= 6
German
[x] you like bread
[x] you think American Chocolate is good.
[x] you speak some German
[x] you know what Schnitzel is
[x] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Pre-school
[x] you're over 5'2"
Total= 7
Canadian
[ ] you like/play/played hockey
[ ] you love beer
[x] You say "eh"
[ ] you know what poutine is
[ ] you speak some French
[ ] you love Tim Horton's
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[x] you watch/watched Degrassi
Total = 2
American
[ ] hate foreigners
[ ] hate non-Christians
[x] lazy
[x] not cultured
[ ] hate abortion
[ ] love the death penalty
[ ] don't read
[ ] shop at walmart
[x] think this bulletin is rather biased
total = 3
Indian
[ ] your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor
[x] you buy corn oil by the litre
[x] you meet someone randomly and find out they're your 67th cousin
[x] everyone assumes you're smart
[x] you know what's gonna happen in every bollywood movie
[ ] you love to bargain
[ ] you barely own any tupperware
[x] you own two refrigerators uh, yes. why is that here?
[x] your drinking glasses are made of steel but not the ones I drink in, lol
total = 6
And I just added that last one there to really compare (got it off some site, btw)
I'm more German than I am anything else. LOL. Lucky I learned German for a couple of years, yeah? :D