even more HP MLIA
Last night I couldn't find the light switch in the dark so I yelled 'Lumos!' at the wall. Then my dad comes down the hall, yells 'Petrificus Totalus' at me, and turns the switch that was on the other wall. He calls me an idiot and goes back to bed. I love my dad. MLIA.
Today, at church, I realized how much our priest looks like Dumbledore. From that point on, I pretended that everything he said was secretly about defeating Voldemort. It was the most fun I've ever had at mass. MLIA
Today, during orchestra rehearsal, the conductor pointed his baton at me because I wasn't paying attention. I pointed my bow at him and yelled "EXPELLIARMUS!!". He made his baton pop out of his hand as if I disarmed him. He is my favorite conductor now. MLIA.
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Today my mum asked me to print out a recipe for a banana cake from the internet. Before printing it off I added the instruction "add a clockwise stir after every seventh counter-clockwise stir." Later on, I saw her staring at it in confusion and then proceeding to try it. I laughed. MLIA
Today I got a college textbook. Inside it said it was the property of the Half-Blood Prince. I made my day. MLIA.
Today I went to Madame Tussauds. I was bored, so I stood still and pretended to be a wax model. After I gathered a crowd of about 5 people, who were wondering which celebrity I was, I suddenely jumped. Four of them screamed, but one said "I knew it, Harry Potter down the hall petrified him". I now love this man. MLIA
Today, I was asking my teacher a question about Alcatraz. I said Azkaban. MLIA
Today, I went to the mall with my friend. We saw a guy who looked like Ron Weasley. We both screamed "Ron Weasley" to see if he turned around. He looked over at us and said "Yes?" We were so excited. Then he asked the cashier how much his shirt cost. They said it cost 49 dollars. He then screamed in a fake british accent "BLOODY HELL!!" Then he looked over at us and winked. It was the best thing that ever happened to us. MLIA.
Today, my family all got new bathrobes. I got a black one, and my brother got a red one. They are really long, and make a *swoosh* noise when you run. I started pretending to be a death eater, and using forks as wands, my brother and I had a fight with magic. My sister called us immature and went back to pretending to be a princess in her pink one. MLIA
Today, on my run there was a deer on the path. I stopped infront of it and it bowed its head to me. I bowed back and it let me pass. I would like to thank Harry Potter for teaching me how to deal with dangerous wild animals. MLIA
Today I was sitting on my friends porch. They have automatic porch lights that turn on at 6 o'clock. I waited until 5:59 and shouted "Lumos" at the lights. They turned on. I feel like a wizard. MLIA
At school, I have a class with a kid whose last name is Potter and a kid whose first name is Draco. I might dedicate my entire year to making them hate each other. MLIA
Today, I was in a fight with my dad, and taking some inspiration from Hermione, I called him a foul loathsome evil little cockroach. In response, he said, "At least I'm not a filthy little mudblood!" I have never been more offended in my life. MLIA
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Today, I went to the local reptile zoo with my family. When we reached the snake display, I looked around, crept really close to the glass, and muttered some Parseltongue. The snake turned, hissed, and started towards me. My family is now convinced I am the heir of Slytherin. MLIA
Today, I was filling out a survey pretending to be Harry Potter. One of the questions was "Tell me how you got one of your scars." Highlight of my day. MLIA
Today, I was at an eye glasses store. I tried on a pair of glasses and the salesman suddenly got really excited. He said that I looked exactly like Harry Potter. When I left the store, he called me Mr. Potter. This made me the proudest I've been in my entire life. MLIA
Today, I trained my dog to play dead everytime I yell 'Avada Kedavra' at her. It easily makes my lifetime. MLIA.
Today my brother came home after 3 months of studying abroad in Europe. Our mom told us to bond, because we havent seen each other in a long time. We spent all day watching all five Harry Potter movies, ordering a pizza in between the 3rd and 4th. Our mom then proceded to lecture us on sitting at home all day watching movies wasn't bonding, and told us to go out. We went to see Harry Potter and the half blood prince at the movie theater. Mom will never know, and bonding was a success. MLIA
Today, my friend was talking about how much she loves Edward Cullen. I started to make fun of her for being in love with a fictional character, until she reminded me about my love for Ron Weasley. I quickly changed the topic. MLIA.
Today at walmart I heard a girl tell her dad she didn't want a Harry Potter back pack because it's not cool and stupid. I shouted AVADA KEDAVRA at her and her dad fell to the floor pretendeding to die. I feel that I successfully embarrassed her and punished her for saying Harry Potter was stupid.
Today, I needed my car keys so I yelled, "ACCIO KEYS!" My brother heard that from the other room and ran into the room I was in and threw them to me. It easily made my day. MLIA
Today, at church, I realized how much our priest looks like Dumbledore. From that point on, I pretended that everything he said was secretly about defeating Voldemort. It was the most fun I've ever had at mass. MLIA
Today, during orchestra rehearsal, the conductor pointed his baton at me because I wasn't paying attention. I pointed my bow at him and yelled "EXPELLIARMUS!!". He made his baton pop out of his hand as if I disarmed him. He is my favorite conductor now. MLIA.
Edit:
Today my mum asked me to print out a recipe for a banana cake from the internet. Before printing it off I added the instruction "add a clockwise stir after every seventh counter-clockwise stir." Later on, I saw her staring at it in confusion and then proceeding to try it. I laughed. MLIA
Today I got a college textbook. Inside it said it was the property of the Half-Blood Prince. I made my day. MLIA.
Today I went to Madame Tussauds. I was bored, so I stood still and pretended to be a wax model. After I gathered a crowd of about 5 people, who were wondering which celebrity I was, I suddenely jumped. Four of them screamed, but one said "I knew it, Harry Potter down the hall petrified him". I now love this man. MLIA
Today, I was asking my teacher a question about Alcatraz. I said Azkaban. MLIA
Today, I went to the mall with my friend. We saw a guy who looked like Ron Weasley. We both screamed "Ron Weasley" to see if he turned around. He looked over at us and said "Yes?" We were so excited. Then he asked the cashier how much his shirt cost. They said it cost 49 dollars. He then screamed in a fake british accent "BLOODY HELL!!" Then he looked over at us and winked. It was the best thing that ever happened to us. MLIA.
Today, my family all got new bathrobes. I got a black one, and my brother got a red one. They are really long, and make a *swoosh* noise when you run. I started pretending to be a death eater, and using forks as wands, my brother and I had a fight with magic. My sister called us immature and went back to pretending to be a princess in her pink one. MLIA
Today, on my run there was a deer on the path. I stopped infront of it and it bowed its head to me. I bowed back and it let me pass. I would like to thank Harry Potter for teaching me how to deal with dangerous wild animals. MLIA
Today I was sitting on my friends porch. They have automatic porch lights that turn on at 6 o'clock. I waited until 5:59 and shouted "Lumos" at the lights. They turned on. I feel like a wizard. MLIA
At school, I have a class with a kid whose last name is Potter and a kid whose first name is Draco. I might dedicate my entire year to making them hate each other. MLIA
Today, I was in a fight with my dad, and taking some inspiration from Hermione, I called him a foul loathsome evil little cockroach. In response, he said, "At least I'm not a filthy little mudblood!" I have never been more offended in my life. MLIA
More Edit:
Today, I went to the local reptile zoo with my family. When we reached the snake display, I looked around, crept really close to the glass, and muttered some Parseltongue. The snake turned, hissed, and started towards me. My family is now convinced I am the heir of Slytherin. MLIA
Today, I was filling out a survey pretending to be Harry Potter. One of the questions was "Tell me how you got one of your scars." Highlight of my day. MLIA
Today, I was at an eye glasses store. I tried on a pair of glasses and the salesman suddenly got really excited. He said that I looked exactly like Harry Potter. When I left the store, he called me Mr. Potter. This made me the proudest I've been in my entire life. MLIA
Today, I trained my dog to play dead everytime I yell 'Avada Kedavra' at her. It easily makes my lifetime. MLIA.
Today my brother came home after 3 months of studying abroad in Europe. Our mom told us to bond, because we havent seen each other in a long time. We spent all day watching all five Harry Potter movies, ordering a pizza in between the 3rd and 4th. Our mom then proceded to lecture us on sitting at home all day watching movies wasn't bonding, and told us to go out. We went to see Harry Potter and the half blood prince at the movie theater. Mom will never know, and bonding was a success. MLIA
Today, my friend was talking about how much she loves Edward Cullen. I started to make fun of her for being in love with a fictional character, until she reminded me about my love for Ron Weasley. I quickly changed the topic. MLIA.
Today at walmart I heard a girl tell her dad she didn't want a Harry Potter back pack because it's not cool and stupid. I shouted AVADA KEDAVRA at her and her dad fell to the floor pretendeding to die. I feel that I successfully embarrassed her and punished her for saying Harry Potter was stupid.
Today, I needed my car keys so I yelled, "ACCIO KEYS!" My brother heard that from the other room and ran into the room I was in and threw them to me. It easily made my day. MLIA