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Oct 29, 2011 21:50

IF YOU GUYS DIDNT READ THIS, READ RIGHT NOW. I'M CLUTCHING MY STOMACH COS THIS IS SOOOOO ..........
Kyu baby lives at the same dorm with Hyukjae so he also watched sooooooooooo much porn O_____________O A BABY SHOULDNT WATCH THAT MUCH PORN DDDDDDDDDDX

Anonymous Mail to SJ members from SJ members

They were written by the members, to the other members, all anonymous. Kangin read
them out in an old broadcast. Everyone got mail except for Heechul. I think you know why. That bitch.

To Leeteuk:
- Sukira… can’t you host it normally?
- I heard you only brought Eunhyuk to KTR.
- Wash your underwear…you have to change at least once everyday..

To Yesung:
- So noisy …
- You are so annoying! You smell funny.
- Did you turn from dog to human?
- Can’t you make your selcas look more realistic?
- What the hell’s in your head? I can’t believe it’s so big.

To Sungmin:
- Stop pretending to be cute!! I want to kill you.
- Become my dongsaeng, you know too much about women!
- Hyung you’re 23 already..

To Shindong:
- Have you been gaining weight?
- How annoying… do you think just being handsome is enough?
- You think being sexy is enough?
- If you lost weight everything would be over.

To Siwon:
- Hello Kangta sunbae.
- So long..
- Yah! They keep saying ‘prince, prince’ but do you really think you’re a prince?

To Kangin:
- You became fat recently.
- Please restrain your mouth, don’t talk nonsense.
- Come back to the dorm more often..
- What hyung are you… so annoying.
- Kangteuk daebak

To Eunhyuk: 
- You are so old fashioned.
- So ugly.
- The rumour maker! Restrain yourself!!
- You still say you like Choi Jung Hwan… don’t embarass us!
- Choi Jung Hwan is such a star! Go away!

To Donghae:
- Short body..
- Your legs are so short!
- Let’s not see each other anymore. Person with split personalities.

To Ryeowook:
- If there were no shoelifts, what would happen to your confidence?
- Ancestor of shoelifts
- You’re not allowed to touch me. I am the boss.
- Can’t you be more quiet in the car! You’re not an ajhumma..

To Kibum:
- You gained weight recently? pig!
- How are you so handsome?
- Trust the face? I also depend on my face…

To Kyuhyun:
- Listen well, you brat with no manners.
- Stop playing computer games, also stop watching porn.
- When did you start becoming informal. You’ll start when we let you.

from 阿飘_MINT我愛爾
Link: here.

fun/random, super junior

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