Fic Love?
Well I'm suffering from some writer's block but for now I'll post the fics I have finished and a few random pairing drabbles. I'll post my costume pictures soon my camera's acting up.
I don't love these but they're ok
Disclaimer: I don't own these people, they own themselves
017. Play (Mentioned Reader/Angry Joe) (Reader and Benzaie have double entendres but no actual romance)
“ARRRRRGGGHHHHH” you only just resisted the temptation to throw your Playstation 2 controller against the wall as you died for the umpteenth time. Psychonauts was a great game but every time you got to the Meat Circus you felt like going on a killing spree. You were just about to turn the console off and go lie down when your doorbell rang. You were surprised to find that Benzaie was smiling at you from your doorstep.
“My gamer frustration sense was tingling” he informed you “would you like me to FAQ you?”
And FAQ you he did, long and hard for a solid half hour before the phone rang. Being closer to it than you Benzaie picked it up.
“Hello?...Benzaie, who’s this?...oh nothing much I’m just over FAQing your girlfriend…hello? Hello? Joe, are you still there?” Benzaie hung up the phone with a frown. “Well that was odd.”
If you weren’t so focused on the end of the level you probably would’ve recognized the foreboding nature of this. As it was you didn’t really think about the phone conversation until a little while later when your apartment’s door was thrown open. You turned around just in time to see a blur rush forward and connect with the back of Benzaie’s head.
Much was learned that day: Benzaie learned the true power of double entendres, Joe learned that punching the back of someone’s skull is painful and you learned to always answer your own phone.
003. Delirious (Reader/Film Brain)
Fevers can be pretty crazy making. You had first hand knowledge of this due to the high one you were currently running. However the only thing you were worried about was trying to figure out the identity of the person in the chair by your bed. Was it Spoony? Spoony had talked to you about colours or something a little while ago but you couldn’t remember if he’d left.
“Hi there” you said loudly hoping to figure out who the person was.
“Hey, you doing any better?” the person replied.
Alright you had figured it out he was male so that suggested Spoony. His voice sounded kind of off but that was probably nothing.
“Your voice sounds funny Spoony.” You told him.
He was quiet for a while…was he sensitive about his voice? You really hoped you hadn’t insulted him.
“(Y/N)” he finally said “Spoony left an hour ago…I’m Film Brain”
“Oh” you replied “that explains the British. But don’t you have a bear.”
“A bear what are you…oh you mean Beary. Beary belongs to Benzaie”
“and you’re not Benzaie” you surmised.
“That’s right” he said sounding relieved.
“You’re Fibre Bran” you told him, quite proud of being able to remember such an odd name. You heard Fibre sigh heavily, you weren’t sure why but decided to let it go, he was sure odd. Eventually you drifted off, you weren’t sure how long you were out when you were woken by Fibre asking you what you said.
“I didn’t know I said anything” you told him honestly.
“You said I love you, it was awkward” He told you.
“Well if you know what I said why did you ask? Anyway I was dreaming I wasn’t talking to you.” You said.
“Oh, well at least you didn’t think I was this third mystery man.”
You chuckled at this thought “Oh please, I don’t think I could mix up Film Brain and you.” Fibre got very quiet so you decided to go back to sleep. You would never understand that guy you just hoped he’d keep his mouth shut.
A/N: Why no I don’t know anything medical at all how did you tell? Why Film Brain? Because Fibre Bran is an awesome name mix-up *nod*
053. Trust (Reader/Linkara)
You couldn’t remember how exactly you’d gotten to the cliff’s edge but it wasn’t looking good for you. It was just you and Insano and a gaping hole of death.
“Let’s play a trust exercise” Insano giggled “I push you off this cliff and you hope someone catches you.” Before you had any chance to protest you were falling. Your life really did flash before your eyes: most of it involved the internet, cats and disappointment. This probably would have made you depressed if you hadn’t just hit the ground.
The very soft and non-splat making ground…something was off. Looking around you realized you had indeed been caught by Linkara.
“You saved me” you said in awe.
“It's what I do,” he smiled as he kissed you “but since I just caught you after a sixty foot drop this is probably a dream.”
“Yeah,” you admitted “but can I stay here a bit longer? I’m not really up for going back to my boring life and the puddle of drool I’ve no doubt gathered.” He smiled and nodded.
It was a good night.
A/N: thinking of making a sequel for this drabble, thoughts?
On to the random pairing drabbles! These ended up more friendship drabbles but maybe that just the beginning *ponders* well take it as you will.
Mechakara was confused. This…round thing was a human creation and humans were useless so it followed that the creature must be. However as it snuggled up to his arm and looked at him with adoring eyes he began to rethink his position.
They stared at the television in a sort of stunned silence. The trailer was one of the biggest train wrecks either of them had ever seen so it was only natural they couldn’t look away. The ending came swiftly but somehow far too late. The next half hour spent griping about the stupidity of the average comic book movie almost made the pain go away.
I don't love these but they're ok
Disclaimer: I don't own these people, they own themselves
017. Play (Mentioned Reader/Angry Joe) (Reader and Benzaie have double entendres but no actual romance)
“ARRRRRGGGHHHHH” you only just resisted the temptation to throw your Playstation 2 controller against the wall as you died for the umpteenth time. Psychonauts was a great game but every time you got to the Meat Circus you felt like going on a killing spree. You were just about to turn the console off and go lie down when your doorbell rang. You were surprised to find that Benzaie was smiling at you from your doorstep.
“My gamer frustration sense was tingling” he informed you “would you like me to FAQ you?”
And FAQ you he did, long and hard for a solid half hour before the phone rang. Being closer to it than you Benzaie picked it up.
“Hello?...Benzaie, who’s this?...oh nothing much I’m just over FAQing your girlfriend…hello? Hello? Joe, are you still there?” Benzaie hung up the phone with a frown. “Well that was odd.”
If you weren’t so focused on the end of the level you probably would’ve recognized the foreboding nature of this. As it was you didn’t really think about the phone conversation until a little while later when your apartment’s door was thrown open. You turned around just in time to see a blur rush forward and connect with the back of Benzaie’s head.
Much was learned that day: Benzaie learned the true power of double entendres, Joe learned that punching the back of someone’s skull is painful and you learned to always answer your own phone.
003. Delirious (Reader/Film Brain)
Fevers can be pretty crazy making. You had first hand knowledge of this due to the high one you were currently running. However the only thing you were worried about was trying to figure out the identity of the person in the chair by your bed. Was it Spoony? Spoony had talked to you about colours or something a little while ago but you couldn’t remember if he’d left.
“Hi there” you said loudly hoping to figure out who the person was.
“Hey, you doing any better?” the person replied.
Alright you had figured it out he was male so that suggested Spoony. His voice sounded kind of off but that was probably nothing.
“Your voice sounds funny Spoony.” You told him.
He was quiet for a while…was he sensitive about his voice? You really hoped you hadn’t insulted him.
“(Y/N)” he finally said “Spoony left an hour ago…I’m Film Brain”
“Oh” you replied “that explains the British. But don’t you have a bear.”
“A bear what are you…oh you mean Beary. Beary belongs to Benzaie”
“and you’re not Benzaie” you surmised.
“That’s right” he said sounding relieved.
“You’re Fibre Bran” you told him, quite proud of being able to remember such an odd name. You heard Fibre sigh heavily, you weren’t sure why but decided to let it go, he was sure odd. Eventually you drifted off, you weren’t sure how long you were out when you were woken by Fibre asking you what you said.
“I didn’t know I said anything” you told him honestly.
“You said I love you, it was awkward” He told you.
“Well if you know what I said why did you ask? Anyway I was dreaming I wasn’t talking to you.” You said.
“Oh, well at least you didn’t think I was this third mystery man.”
You chuckled at this thought “Oh please, I don’t think I could mix up Film Brain and you.” Fibre got very quiet so you decided to go back to sleep. You would never understand that guy you just hoped he’d keep his mouth shut.
A/N: Why no I don’t know anything medical at all how did you tell? Why Film Brain? Because Fibre Bran is an awesome name mix-up *nod*
053. Trust (Reader/Linkara)
You couldn’t remember how exactly you’d gotten to the cliff’s edge but it wasn’t looking good for you. It was just you and Insano and a gaping hole of death.
“Let’s play a trust exercise” Insano giggled “I push you off this cliff and you hope someone catches you.” Before you had any chance to protest you were falling. Your life really did flash before your eyes: most of it involved the internet, cats and disappointment. This probably would have made you depressed if you hadn’t just hit the ground.
The very soft and non-splat making ground…something was off. Looking around you realized you had indeed been caught by Linkara.
“You saved me” you said in awe.
“It's what I do,” he smiled as he kissed you “but since I just caught you after a sixty foot drop this is probably a dream.”
“Yeah,” you admitted “but can I stay here a bit longer? I’m not really up for going back to my boring life and the puddle of drool I’ve no doubt gathered.” He smiled and nodded.
It was a good night.
A/N: thinking of making a sequel for this drabble, thoughts?
On to the random pairing drabbles! These ended up more friendship drabbles but maybe that just the beginning *ponders* well take it as you will.
Mechakara was confused. This…round thing was a human creation and humans were useless so it followed that the creature must be. However as it snuggled up to his arm and looked at him with adoring eyes he began to rethink his position.
They stared at the television in a sort of stunned silence. The trailer was one of the biggest train wrecks either of them had ever seen so it was only natural they couldn’t look away. The ending came swiftly but somehow far too late. The next half hour spent griping about the stupidity of the average comic book movie almost made the pain go away.