Utter Boredum
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Take over the world.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Getting myself admitted to a mental institution.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Make as many people hate me as I possibly can.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Become one with my inner sociopath.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Become anti-social.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start a cult.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Stop being a productive member of society.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start smuggling contraband in baby diapers.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Stop making silly resolutions.
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