What happens when two young wizards are given the ability to text message one another
[They talk about super powers. James states that his preferred super power would be the ability to create bacon out of thin air at will.]
Sirius: ....Marry me.
James: ...Lily gets dibs.
James: But I will give you bacon.
Sirius: SHE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU, PRONGSIE
Sirius: All slobbery and enthusiastic. And bacon-flavored.
James: That IS tempting.
Sirius: Hmm. No, I have to say, on the grounds of full disclosure, that if someone turned up who could make pudding out of thin air, I'd be gone faster than a greased snitch.
Sirius: Unless you were willing to consider the possible advantages of a polygamous relationship.
Sirius: Because otherwise we're going to need a pudding clause in the pre-nup.
Mandy: James: ....I'm thinking about bacon-flavored Lily, I'm sorry.
Sirius: That's what I love best about you, James. You really know when to pay attention.
Sirius: ....Marry me.
James: ...Lily gets dibs.
James: But I will give you bacon.
Sirius: SHE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU, PRONGSIE
Sirius: All slobbery and enthusiastic. And bacon-flavored.
James: That IS tempting.
Sirius: Hmm. No, I have to say, on the grounds of full disclosure, that if someone turned up who could make pudding out of thin air, I'd be gone faster than a greased snitch.
Sirius: Unless you were willing to consider the possible advantages of a polygamous relationship.
Sirius: Because otherwise we're going to need a pudding clause in the pre-nup.
Mandy: James: ....I'm thinking about bacon-flavored Lily, I'm sorry.
Sirius: That's what I love best about you, James. You really know when to pay attention.