double whammy

May 26, 2009 21:13

I just went to the library to return a heap of books. Many of them were books I thought I had taken back, but forgot. Whoops. My fine was a very, very shameful $18. I know it is ridiculous. But hey, I support my local library! With the money I could have used to buy the new Charlaine Harris! Boooo!

When I got home I looked at my spiffy canvas Milwaukee Public Library bookbag and realized there was a grizzled up, dried hairball puke stuck to the front of the bag right in the middle of the dome of the Central Library.

That is just fantastico.
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