cat rules

[purljamber]

Man, I have to pee but Daisy's asleep on the toilet seat. And my momma done raised me right enough to know The Cat Rule: if the cat is in your spot, you'd better wait until it moves.*

*This rule is a cousin to the I Have a Cat Rule, in which the holder of a cat is exempt from anything asked of him/her. (S)he must simply reply to said request with "I have a cat."