it's funny cuz it's true
I found this blurb quite amusing. From idontlikeyouinthatway.com:
Johnny Depp isn't shy
Johnny Depp tells Glamour UK that he fears he'll have to start doing porno films just to avoid getting typecast. Best known for his eccentric work as Captain Jack Sparrow, Hunter Thompson and now Willy Wonka, Depp has never been afraid to stray from the path.
"These kind of characters are not so far from my own personality, but I don't want to become typecast as an eccentric. Maybe next time I should do something totally different and film a porn with Tim [Burton]. That would really send my popularity down to the depths!"
A survey of my one girlfriend in high school revealed that girls really aren't that into hardcore porn. But I got the feeling a Johnny Depp porno would sell more copies than the Bible. There's just something mysterious about the dude that girls love. It probably just means he's dumb, but he gives you the impression of depth and some mysterious past. And if a girl dated him, there would always be clues to unlock to solve the mystery. Like, if you went to a Brazilian restaurant or something, he would ask for a table in perfect Portuguese. And then you would ask him how is it that he speaks perfect Portuguese and he would just say he couldn't talk about it.
Girls love that crap.
Johnny Depp isn't shy
Johnny Depp tells Glamour UK that he fears he'll have to start doing porno films just to avoid getting typecast. Best known for his eccentric work as Captain Jack Sparrow, Hunter Thompson and now Willy Wonka, Depp has never been afraid to stray from the path.
"These kind of characters are not so far from my own personality, but I don't want to become typecast as an eccentric. Maybe next time I should do something totally different and film a porn with Tim [Burton]. That would really send my popularity down to the depths!"
A survey of my one girlfriend in high school revealed that girls really aren't that into hardcore porn. But I got the feeling a Johnny Depp porno would sell more copies than the Bible. There's just something mysterious about the dude that girls love. It probably just means he's dumb, but he gives you the impression of depth and some mysterious past. And if a girl dated him, there would always be clues to unlock to solve the mystery. Like, if you went to a Brazilian restaurant or something, he would ask for a table in perfect Portuguese. And then you would ask him how is it that he speaks perfect Portuguese and he would just say he couldn't talk about it.
Girls love that crap.