the crazy work toaster
I have got to get to bed, but I wanted to mention my work toaster. It's the zaniest toaster I've ever seen. I brought pop tarts to work this morning because I was running late, and I threw them into the toaster there. But this toaster is unlike other toasters: it has no controls. No light/dark dial, no lever to push your toastable food down. I finally figured out that the way it works is you simply plug it in and it automatically lowers the food down, toasts it for a pre-designated time, and then raises it back up for you to retrieve. It's the Toaster From the Future!