GET DOWN!!!

[purgatorysflame]

Get down!

Commie, you're entering a militarized de-militarized zone!

Get your ass down, or I'll shoot!

I've got the cavalry and the navy behind me!  A grenade launcher, a pistol, and an AK-47...

Don't fuck with me, Red!

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[zepooka]

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...what?

[purgatorysflame]

Today, my roomies awoke to me in full camo with face paint holding a marshmallow gun and/or a water gun. I took over the bathroom and closed off the bathroom doors with duct tape and cardboard. I filled the sink with water and put my navy boats in there. The calavry leaned against the wall.

It was awesome.