-32//Christmas-

[purgatory_maren]

Merry Christmas. Thank you for everything. I needed a lot of the things in this stocking.

Junpei, I don't know what to say.. thank you for your present. There could be a charger buried in your stocking, you know. I hope you liked yours.

Comments

[prodigal_axe]

Never thought the year was gonna end this way.. but it ain't bad.

I might stop by later on.

[purgatory_maren]

I'm happy with the way everything is right now.

Good. I'm gonna try to cook something. I figure we should all have something good to eat tonight.

[prodigal_axe]

Same here.

Er.. yeah. Me too. Curious here.. what are you making?

[purgatory_maren]

I'm not really sure yet.. if I remember, Kadaj doesn't like fish, so I can't make this blob thing. But I hunted recently, so I have meat to cook, I guess.

[prodigal_axe]

Not sure if you oughta eat that.. whatever the fuck it is. Mine's in a bucket right now.

..you want instant mashed potatoes? I've got an extra box.. could bring it over.

[purgatory_maren]

I don't know if we'll be eating it.. But I don't know how we'll take care of it if we don't. But I can't feed it to Kadaj, either way. I'm right, aren't I? He doesn't like fish?

That would be perfect! Thanks!

[stupei_iori]

Hey man.

Leave Kurosu alone. Don't ya know how traumatizing that'd be?! Watching you cook one of his brethren!?

[purgatory_maren]

............

[stupei_iori]

That'd be like if I tried to cook Akihiko-senpai! He'd be scarred!

[purgatory_maren]

... If you tried to cook Akihiko-senpai YOU'D be scarred. And bruised, and unconscious.

[stupei_iori]

Yeah, well, Kurosu's a fighter! He'd fight back if ya tried to eat him!

[ Junpei takes this opportunity to hold the communicator up to said fish, who makes a dull "bob" noise. Just like all the other ugly fish. ]

See? That is the sound of an ass kicking waiting to happen!

[purgatory_maren]

. . .

It looks like you blew your nose in a bucket, Junpei. And it happens to also talk.

Don't worry, I won't eat your fish. But you should find a place to put him, he can't live in that bucket forever.

[stupei_iori]

Dude, shut up! He might hear you!

Yeah, I gotta find something bigger... You know where I could find a goldfish bowl? Figured I could get him one of those little castles and stuff too...

[purgatory_maren]

Wouldn't want to hurt his booger-I mean feelings.

... Do you seriously think that FAT CHUNK OF SNOT will fit in a goldfish bowl with a castle?!

I can look through the stores and see if there's any plastic storage boxes tomorrow.

[stupei_iori]

. . .

A big bowl. I mean, a real fish isn't gonna fit in one of those little things.

I just don't wanna stick him in some dark container... Then how am I gonna see him to train him?

[purgatory_maren]

A real fish? When did this thing become the most masculine? It looks like a placenta..

They aren't dark! One of those clear plastic ones people sometimes store clothes in and stuff. I doubt a whole lot of people in the city have taken those, I could probably find one or two.