-57- Edit: Entry later locked from Cecil

[purgatory_maren]

This "war" you're all planning out is nothing more than a glorified riot, with the threat of death as a part of it. We have nothing to say on mutual fighting normally, but you're talking about a war. Killing. That's ridiculous, and you're practically doing backflips at the chance to murder each other in the streets.

I'm not sure if you forgot, but

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[eviltriumphs]

You aren't The Law.

Even if you were, I wouldn't care. Still going to war, killing things, being evil, HAHAHAHA, etc.

*Clearly in a bad mood XD *

[purgatory_maren]

No. I just enforce it.

... What are you, some sort of cartoon villain? I feel like I should be listening to you in my pajamas on a Saturday with a bowl of cereal.

STAN THRIVES OFF OF YOUR BAD MOOD, or at least it fuels his perpetual rage

[eviltriumphs]

How do you decide what the law is?! There's German laws too (apparently)!! THEREFORE, I HEREBY PROCLAIM PRUSSIA AS THE LAW. Or at least the only one that matters.

I don't know what a cartoon is, but you were right to assume I'm a villain! I'm the worst villain!! I'LL BURN YOUR CEREAL TO ASHES!!

*Rolls* NOOO U BE BURNIN MAH SEEREAL!

[purgatory_maren]

... Prussia is an idiot.

The lawyers and the police force made the laws, you can't just spit on them because you feel like it.

I think I'm right to assume that you are also an idiot.

I WILL BURN YOUR CEREAL AND HIDE YOUR DOORMATS, AHAHAHA!!!

[eviltriumphs]

Yes. Yes he is. But obviously the Prussians are slightly more intelligent then the rest of you lot.

Sure I can! I'm above the law!! What're you gonna do, try and stop me? Heroes have tried that for centuries, and it has yet to work.

I think I'm right to assume YOU SUCK AND YOU WILL BE AMONG TO FIRST TO SUFFER MY TORMENT. And get a damn haircut, you look like a hermaphrodite!

NOW NOBODY WILL FEEL WELCOME!!

[purgatory_maren]

. . .

[Oh god, all you have now is some loud laughter, which he doesn't bother to hold back. Kind of obnoxious. Tears and all- can't breathe etc]

AND SO BEGINS THE REIGN OF CHAOS

[eviltriumphs]

I WILL CHARBROIL YOUR LIVER AND FEAST UPON IT, YOU LAUGHING GOON!!

*Runs in terror* ~~~~~ /o/

[purgatory_maren]

STOP! Stop it, I'm trying to work!!

YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN. CRY. PEE YOUR PANTS!! btw he's totally fucking with you

[eviltriumphs]

...

I wonder if it will be sweet like that village girl's heart? No, probably not, she had such unspoiled purity, a boundless amount of love and hope. A little too sugary for me, but tasty nonetheless! And to see her eyes when I ripped it out, hehehehehe...

Oh well, I won't know until I try! If all else fails, I'll throw some sauce on your liver.

GOOD TIMES! XD

[purgatory_maren]

I don't know. I might do well with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Sadly I can't tell anymore if he's joking or not. EITHER WAY HE FAILS SO IT'S ALL GOOD.

[eviltriumphs]

Duly noted.

[earthsmasher]

You talk a lot more than you actually do anything.

[tenkai_soul]