[LOG] 11-22 Joker Hatter

[madhatterholle]

Who: Hatter and Joker
When: After Joker revives
Where: Hatter's [new] house
Rating: PG-13 to R
Warnings: Them. Possible violence. Possible hatesecks
Summary: Hatter has something of the Joker's and is making him come get it. Again.

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[allthisviolence]

The "map" was carved into his chest and stomach, beginning below the sternum and spilling on to one side of his ribcage, finally ending down on the soft skin of his belly. He looked absolutely ridiculous, standing in the street, his shirt and waistcoat undone so that he could observe the not-so-intricate arrangement of scabs that the Hatter had left on his body. Each time he glanced down at the map, he grinned, let out a singular bark of laughter, and shook his head. This was crazy.

He loved it.

Of course, the Mad Hatter was no mapmaker, and, though it was true he wouldn't lose it, the Joker had a bit of trouble actually reading the directions carved into his skin. When he finally came to the house he believed they were pointing him towards...

"You've gotta be shitting me." It was even more run down than the last.

Which, really, only made sense, considering who was living there. Why would a madman use logic in selecting a new place to live? He wouldn't. He wouldn't care that his last place was a shithole and his newer place looked worse.

Laughing, the Joker stepped up to the door and opened it, not bothering to knock.