[ COMPLETE --> Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis ]
Who: Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis
When: Sometime tonight.
Where: Purgatorium Instant Messaging Program. (PIMP!)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Uhhh, nothing much. :( Slight pervertedness?
Summary: Yes, they're dorks. this is about as joking as they get. :( Genesis is still lost waaaay to the North of the city, in the mountains, and he has Sephiroth set him up a PIMP account so that he can talk to them and get their helping in fetching him. AKA the "Let's make fun of Genesis" log. "unlearn this" is Angeal, "stop quoting" is Sephiroth. Go figure for the last one.
hardonforhewley (7:45:22 PM) has entered the room.
unlearn this (7:45:28 PM) has entered the room.
stop quoting (7:47:37 PM) has entered the room.
hardonforhewley (7:51:13 PM): This is new. And I appear to be lost. I assume one of you will come to find me?
hardonforhewley (7:51:17 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:51:18 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:51:19 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:51:20 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:51:23 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:51:24 PM):
unlearn this (7:51:30 PM): ...
unlearn this (7:51:36 PM): ...
unlearn this (7:51:43 PM): That was... an interesting choice, Genesis...
hardonforhewley (7:51:43 PM): Sephiroth.
unlearn this (7:51:44 PM): ...
stop quoting (7:51:53 PM): Of course one of us will come to find you.
hardonforhewley (7:52:01 PM): Sephiroth.
hardonforhewley (7:52:05 PM): The screen name.
hardonforhewley (7:52:07 PM): Necessary.
hardonforhewley (7:52:10 PM): Was it really.
stop quoting (7:52:15 PM): You having one?
stop quoting (7:52:17 PM): I'd assume so.
hardonforhewley (7:52:20 PM):
stop quoting (7:52:22 PM): How else would we have this conversation?
hardonforhewley (7:52:25 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:52:26 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:52:26 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:52:27 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:52:30 PM):
hardonforhewley (7:52:51 PM): I'll concern myself with getting a new screen name later.
unlearn this (7:52:51 PM): Really, Genesis.
unlearn this (7:52:56 PM): I don't think you needed to advertise it.
hardonforhewley (7:53:29 PM): . . . . .
hardonforhewley (7:53:37 PM): Someone. Please. Come. Get me, now.
stop quoting (7:54:55 PM): Where are you?
hardonforhewley (7:55:10 PM): That is an excellent question.
unlearn this (7:55:54 PM): One you should have an answer to.
unlearn this (7:56:01 PM): By now, I imagine we are both familiar enough with the city.
hardonforhewley (7:56:09 PM): We are indeed.
hardonforhewley (7:56:15 PM): Except that I am not in the "city."
hardonforhewley (7:56:34 PM): There are no buildings.
unlearn this (7:56:53 PM): Then what is there?
hardonforhewley (7:56:59 PM): ...Trees.
hardonforhewley (7:57:01 PM): Mountains.
hardonforhewley (7:57:14 PM): Which would explain why my phone was not getting reception.
stop quoting (7:58:52 PM): The forests?
hardonforhewley (7:59:16 PM): Farther than that.
hardonforhewley (7:59:30 PM): I walked for a good two hours today and... I am still in mountains.
stop quoting (7:59:39 PM): How often did you pause to rest?
hardonforhewley (7:59:56 PM): ...Once?
stop quoting (8:00:11 PM): Why don't you ask the Gods for your location?
stop quoting (8:00:15 PM): They can do that, can they not?
unlearn this (8:00:30 PM): Yes, I suppose Genesis would enjoy the spot where our couch would be if we had one.
hardonforhewley (8:00:48 PM): . . .
hardonforhewley (8:00:53 PM): I won't ask the Gods.
stop quoting (8:00:58 PM): ...
stop quoting (8:01:03 PM): I believe I am missing something here.
unlearn this (8:01:14 PM): Medea has a... special interest in Genesis.
unlearn this (8:01:18 PM): I believe its best not to encourage it.
hardonforhewley (8:01:20 PM): . . .
stop quoting (8:01:22 PM): ... really.
hardonforhewley (8:01:26 PM): . . .
stop quoting (8:01:31 PM): A goddess, Genesis?
stop quoting (8:01:40 PM): You certainly have been on the move since Gaia.
hardonforhewley (8:01:47 PM): Are you two quite finished?
hardonforhewley (8:01:51 PM): It's growing cold out here.
stop quoting (8:01:57 PM): You still haven't given us a location.
hardonforhewley (8:02:10 PM): I do not have one to give.
unlearn this (8:03:43 PM): Then how do you suggest we find you?
stop quoting (8:03:51 PM): ...
stop quoting (8:03:57 PM): I may have an idea.
unlearn this (8:04:00 PM): ... Sephiroth.
unlearn this (8:04:06 PM): Genesis does not have Loveless radar.
stop quoting (8:04:19 PM): It may very well work.
stop quoting (8:04:24 PM): We may go out searching.
stop quoting (8:04:27 PM): We will take the book with us.
stop quoting (8:04:31 PM): He will hear it calling him.
stop quoting (8:04:34 PM): Our work will be done.
unlearn this (8:04:36 PM): ...
unlearn this (8:04:44 PM): Do either of you ever listen to yourselves?
hardonforhewley (8:06:50 PM): . . .
hardonforhewley (8:06:52 PM): That might work.
hardonforhewley (8:08:16 PM): No.
hardonforhewley (8:08:20 PM): I'm not sensing anything.
hardonforhewley (8:08:21 PM): ...
hardonforhewley (8:08:24 PM): Try reading from it.
hardonforhewley (8:08:30 PM): Out loud.
unlearn this (8:09:03 PM): Oh.
unlearn this (8:09:05 PM): Well.
unlearn this (8:09:07 PM): That's a shame.
unlearn this (8:09:13 PM): I'm afraid I don't have the book.
hardonforhewley (8:09:16 PM): ...
hardonforhewley (8:09:25 PM): I've quoted it enough, you should have parts of it memorized.
unlearn this (8:09:38 PM): I'm afraid I'm getting old.
unlearn this (8:09:41 PM): My memory is a bit fuzzy.
stop quoting (8:09:52 PM): ... ah. So those were wrinkles I saw.
stop quoting (8:09:58 PM): Cream, Angeal. It will fix that for you.
hardonforhewley (8:10:02 PM): Grey hairs, as well.
unlearn this (8:10:06 PM): I'd prefer to age naturally, Sephiroth. But your concern is appreciated.
stop quoting (8:10:22 PM): Grey doesn't mean age.
hardonforhewley (8:10:55 PM): As much as I would love to get into this debate...
hardonforhewley (8:10:57 PM): It's cold.
hardonforhewley (8:10:59 PM): I am hungry.
hardonforhewley (8:11:01 PM): I am tired.
hardonforhewley (8:11:17 PM): And the longer I have to stare at this screen name you chose for me, Sephiroth, the harder I am going to hit you when I see you.
stop quoting (8:12:15 PM): ...
stop quoting (8:12:19 PM): ...
unlearn this (8:12:27 PM): ... you misread that sentence, didn't you?
hardonforhewley (8:13:24 PM): ...What?
hardonforhewley (8:13:27 PM): ...
hardonforhewley (8:13:28 PM): ...
hardonforhewley (8:13:33 PM): Ah.
hardonforhewley (8:13:39 PM): Glad to see that we're fifteen again, Sephiroth.
stop quoting (8:14:29 PM): It was your fault, Genesis.
stop quoting (8:14:33 PM): Having that name and saying those things.
stop quoting (8:14:36 PM): What else was I to think?
hardonforhewley (8:14:36 PM): . . .
hardonforhewley (8:15:11 PM): Of course.
unlearn this (8:16:10 PM): I could always misread you both.
unlearn this (8:16:16 PM): Decide that what you really want is for me to simply go to bed.
unlearn this (8:16:21 PM): Let you sort this matter out for yourselves.
hardonforhewley (8:17:25 PM): Angeal.
unlearn this (8:18:56 PM): Yes?
hardonforhewley (8:19:03 PM): ...
hardonforhewley (8:19:10 PM): Nevermind. Perhaps I'll find my own way out of here.
hardonforhewley (8:19:20 PM): Hopefully before I freeze to death.
unlearn this (8:19:24 PM): You will not.
stop quoting (8:19:32 PM): Always so difficult, Genesis.
stop quoting (8:19:37 PM): I would almost suspect you don't want to see us.
unlearn this (8:19:45 PM): We could leave you alone, I suppose. If it is your wish.
hardonforhewley (8:19:59 PM): . . .
unlearn this (8:20:49 PM): Well?
hardonforhewley (8:21:30 PM): Hurry up and find me.
unlearn this (8:21:52 PM): We will search.
stop quoting (8:22:00 PM): You could help us, though.
hardonforhewley (8:33:29 PM): How?
stop quoting (8:34:09 PM): Make certain that you're easily visible.
hardonforhewley (8:34:29 PM): I'm in the middle of a clearing. Red against green. Shouldn't be hard to spot.
unlearn this (8:35:01 PM): We will find you.
hardonforhewley (8:36:34 PM): Excellent.
stop quoting (8:37:28 PM): Don't wander off.
hardonforhewley (8:37:37 PM): Of course.