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[INCOMPLETE] Deidara, OPEN to anyone!

Dec 21, 2007 22:27

Who: Deidara, OPEN to anyone!
When: 21-12-07
Where: 123 You Got Served Boulevard.
Rating: Oh, let's say PG-13 for now... seriously subject to change, however.
Warnings: Language. Misuse of the term 'art' and the belief that if it blows up, it's beautiful. Which it so is! A touch of emo. A pinch of Deidaratude. A dash of love-hating Medea. ( Read more... )

naruto: deidara, weiss kreuz: schuldig, !incomplete

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teufel_schu December 22 2007, 06:04:12 UTC

Schuldig wasn't suicidal, but then again, he wasn't around for Deidara's first event. What he did know was that buildings on fire was bad when there was no fire department. In his mind's eye, he could see that fire spreading to Sunde, Shin-Ra, Cissnei's house, or Shu's. He had already been out, dealing with that freak when he's seen the flames.

It was enough to bring him running. A bit on the tipping side he might be, but he had to make sure this wasn't spreading his way.

"Shit!" he snarled, looking up at the building and trying to judge if there was any chance of it spreading towards places he'd rather remain... oh... not blazing.

His gaze snapped to Deidara, no clue who this guy was although Medea or her man had threatened him with being that way once.

"What the fuck happened?"

bomb_ahead December 22 2007, 13:23:18 UTC

Deidara considered going through the step-by-step detailed response that would tell Schuldig all he wanted to know about what the 'fuck' had happened and how the 'fuck' it had happened. He considered it, but then decided not to. Just like telling jokes, when art had to be explained, it lost its' touch.

Ah, but he was glad that somebody was around to experience the beauty of that blaze with him, even if the other seemed a little unappreciative.

"It's art!" Deidara told him triumphantly, throwing his hands up to the air and gesturing towards that fiery fury. If it spread, why should he care? Nothing was dead forever here... which Deidara was beginning to detest.

teufel_schu December 22 2007, 18:22:41 UTC

"That's not art. That's a disaster in the making."

Schuldig scowled, feeling sickly helpless at the fire. If it did start spreading through the city, there wouldn't be much to stop it. Even the snow that laid around wasn't enough to stop it. Why would someone set a fire anyways when there was so much danger? Even he wasn't that crazy.

Given Deidara's reaction, he doubted it was an accident. There was just nothing that could be done, damn it. Backing up a step, the black fury rose up in him again, wanting to strike out at anything, anyone. Tamping it down, Schuldig glared at Deidara. Schuldig had heard and felt the first explosion. Was this guy the cause?

"How did it start?"

bomb_ahead December 23 2007, 01:05:55 UTC

"I'd show you how personally," said Deidara matter-of-factly, "but Asclepius would probably do worse things to me than you could imagine." He shrugged his shoulders and, with one final look toward Schuldig, turned his attention back to the blaze. What he'd give, for just one minute, to be able to do whatever he wanted with no fear of facing consequences ( ... )

teufel_schu December 23 2007, 01:13:29 UTC

Schuldig watched the man, not bothering to touch on his mind. He was dealing with enough madness roaring through his skull, thanks very much. That idea was confirmed when the stranger started chewing on the dirt or mud or... whatever it was he was eating. When it was spat out, he took a step backwards. That rated higher up on his freaky scale than most things except for Hojo exploding into a mass of tentacles ( ... )

bomb_ahead December 23 2007, 01:26:21 UTC

Deidara laughed openly at Schuldig's suggestion. What did he think Deidara was, an advice box? That he'd read all the little tickets dropped into him - or in this case, listen to all the tidbits people threw at him in passing - just because somebody didn't like how they got served by him? Oh, and people got served... He just usually tended to serve them a little slice of 'haw haw, you're dead' rather than anything actually useful.

"...Suit yourself, un." Deidara passed between his hands the clay sculpture that looked like Schuldig's face. "If you're not going to join in and if you're not going to appreciate my art... maybe you'd better just keep on walking. It might be safer for you, un."

teufel_schu December 23 2007, 03:01:21 UTC

"What is that for?"

Leave it to the German to ask the obvious. Just what in the world anyone would want a sculpture of him for was beyond him. The fact that the kid had literally spit it out of his mouth whole like that made it all the more creepy.

"Kid, I'd like nothing more than to go home and get into a nice hot bath although the whole boiling up snow to get it first takes some of the enjoyment out of it. Unfortunately, I was supposed to go track someone down that wasn't in trouble to start with. Then you decided to do whatever it was you did that blew the hell out of this building which under ordinary circumstances I'd find interesting as hell since I haven't seen any C4 since arriving. Once this fire dies down some, then I'll feel safe enough getting the hell out of Dodge."

Patting down his pockets for a cigarette, he slid one between his lips and lit the tip.

"You feel free to go to the edge of town and go happy. I don't think anyone lives down there."

bomb_ahead December 23 2007, 03:15:09 UTC

Deidara's bombs weren't ordinary bombs. The clay from his pouch that he kept at his waist would be chewed by one of the mouths on the palm of his hands, infused with chakra, and spat back out... to be shaped into whatever he desired. He had bombs in his pouch already made in the shape of small birds and small spiders. He had some the shape of people he didn't like, or some he respected a great deal ( ... )

teufel_schu December 23 2007, 03:56:07 UTC

Schuldig, unfortunately, didn't know any of this, and he wasn't about to start trawling around in anyone's mind when his own was so messed up. Had anyone said the word 'chakra' to him, they would have gotten a blank look in response and a question on if that had to do with some exotic sex move or if it was that Feng-whatever crap. All those years in Japan, and he was that clueless. Probably a crime somewhere ( ... )

bomb_ahead December 23 2007, 19:01:21 UTC

Now that Deidara liked to hear. Of course his art was impressive! He could wipe out a whole village - and not one of those puny villages, either - with one bomb when he was at his best... Whoever said that wasn't amazing didn't have a fucking brain ( ... )

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