★ what i do when i'm supposed to be sleeping.
Because:
A. Me and my sister have these totally epic conversations before bed.
B. It's not "Eunhae" 'cuz it's "Haeeun." Which is a girl's name. :DDD Hi, Thu, I love you. D:
C. For dear_whimsy if she wants it~ :D BE HAPPY BE HAPPY BE HAPPY :D :D :D
D. Howl's Moving Castle was not downloading; THEREFORE I NEED TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS WITH CRACK FIC.
E. A remake of "U" would be freaking amazing but srsly, if SM decides to do another sub-group I WILL BITCH AND YELL AND SCREAM AND THREATEN TO LEAVE THE FANDOM and then realize, well, okay, if they can actually sing and be entertaining, whatever. :| :| :|
F. Hi, firefadesaway~! :D ♥
G. Er, I will get back to the meme and comments in approximately 12 hours! orz orz orz
H. LOL, I dislike this pairing. :'D :'D :'D
And so. I need to lay of the caffeine, srsly. :|
To our nonexistent karma
epic Donghae + Eunhyuk BFFery. idk. :|
In which Donghae needs a water bottle to kill a spider on the 12th floor, Eunhyuk has arachnophobia, and there is research on old, dead composers.
PG-13. 420 words. Epic fail, whut.
Donghae says very seriously to Hyukjae one humid evening with a frown, "Don't look now, Hyukkie, but I am going to borrow one of your water bottles to kill this big fat spider in my room, okay?"
Hyukjae sits up straight, quickly and efficiently, his supposed "research" about classical composers abandoned. "Oh my God," he says, and stops himself from jumping off his bed and abandoning his old, crusty laptop to check if there were, in fact, any spiders in his room. "Oh my God. Donghae."
"Yeees~?" Donghae smiles his out-of-place smile and Hyukjae resists the urge to a) scream like a girl, b) start panicking, and c) fling himself in Sungmin and Kyuhyun's room.
"What if," he manages to choke out. "What if that spider comes for me?"
Donghae takes one look at him and begins to laugh. Does he detect cold laughter? Hyukjae stares at the other boy, slightly concerned. Maybe China had taken away the Donghae he had known for ever. He was slightly afraid that this might happen; after all, Donghae went from insane to even more insane (how could Hyukjae even describe that?).
"Hyukjae, the spider is on the 12th floor."
Hyukjae nods.
"You live on the 11th floor."
"And so?!" he bursts out, pushing away his laptop from his legs (it was beginning to overheat anyways). "At least you live with Shindong! What's up with him; can't he kill the thing?"
Donghae frowns, a subtle tug on his lips, and Hyukjae immediately takes everything back.
"Lee Hyukjae," he says, all stone-cold and serious (Stupid unmanly emotionally screwed-up kid, Hyukjae thinks, cursing his luck - why couldn't have Donghae just gone to Hankyung?), "have you ever felt the pain of having to sleep next to Shindong-hyung."
"No."
"I mean, can't you hear the snores from upstairs?"
"Well - Hae, no, but - "
He gives up a hard look. "Yeah, well, I didn't think so."
They sit in silence for a while before Hyukjae starts to tap-tap-tap on his laptop again and Donghae starts to tap-tap-tap on his water bottle. There is more tap-tap-tapping and then some more uncomfortable silence before Donghae finally asks, "Hyukkie, are you downloading porn?"
"GO GO GO GO GO," shouts Hyukjae, loud enough to wake up the whole apartment, much less the 11th floor, and pushes Donghae out the door.
"Love you too, baby!" he yells from the outside, and Hyukjae can still hear, "Our love is real~!" accompanied by footsteps, a door slamming, and many, many whacks followed promptly by "Please die, okay?"
And, sadly, Hyukjae has never been more sorry for a stupid spider in all his life.