★ come rain or shine.
I AM BACK FROM TORONTO, CANADAAAAA AND ALSO AFRAID TO CHECK MY F-LIST AND HOLY SHIT WHY WERE THERE THREE FRIENDING MEMES IN ONE WHOLE WEEKKKKK AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE ANYMORE :ooo
I went to Chinatown but where I really wanted to be was Queen Street. Or maybe it was Queens Street, but I'm pretty sure it's Queen Street? ER IDK. B-but it was really really pretty and s-so much better than Chinatown *______* I-I really wanted to go to Koreatown, too, but NO WEIRD PARENTS + THEIR CANADIAN FRIENDS >:| B-but all I really was thinking about was a) the food, b) how sdpfomfsdfsdf my f-page would be, and c) HOMG SJM FIC DDD: THE WHOLE CARTRIP WAS SJM FIC. SRSLY. So instead of rambling about how stupid I am to have sprained/pulled/twisted my neck and how I couldn't lift it up all day Saturday (NOW I CAN LOOK BACK AND SEE PEOPLE OH MY GOD DDD:!!!!) SO ANYWAYS HERE ARE MY RANDOM 10:21PM I NEED TO WAKE UP AT 7:00AM TOMORROW SCENARIOS FOR essyllus BECAUSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY :DDDDD
I-I am not kidding about Detroit, by the way :'DDDD
01. talking about the retarded GPS system
Han Geng: (who is driving IDK why :|) This GPS has a slow reaction time. Like Henry.
All: LOLOLOLOL!!!111one!
(five minutes of silence later)
Henry: ... Wait, what?!
02. trying to find the highway
Henry: Oh, gege, you just pass Queen Street and keep going straight. :|
Han Geng: (who is totally off-topic) You know Shiwon, I think you should just go back to Korea.
Shiwon: (angrily, sitting in the passenger seat) Well, you know what I think? I think we should just leave you in Chinatown. >:|
Han Geng: Well, you're more useless than Heechul! >:|
Shiwon: Whattttt. >:| You're such a loser, gege. That street vendor couldn't understand you at all!
Han Geng: (just passed Queen Street) WHAT. THAT WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS THAI D: D: D:!
Henry: Um, guys, you just passed Queen Street.
Shiwon: No, it's just because you are incapable of driving this vehicle.
Henry: (annoyed) Hey, gege, you just passed Queen Street. (is covered up by bickering) UM HEY YOU GUYS YOU JUST PASSED QUEEN STREETTTT. (is ignored by everyone) WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME DDD:
Shiwon: (suddenly) HEY GEGE YOU JUST PASSED QUEEN STREET! D:
Han Geng: Oh, that's okay, we can just go on King Street. :DDDD
Henry: (panicking) B-BUT THERE IS NO KING STREET DDDDD:!!!
03. bragging about dangerous cities?!
Henry: (blah blah blah being all tour guide) And there's a particularly shady neighborhood right over there.
Shiwon: Oh, Henry, have you ever been to Detroit?
Henry: (brightly) Yeah! When someone asks you for a dime, give them your whole wallet! :DDDDDD
Han Geng: Hey look, a sticker that says Don't mess with me because I'm from Detroit! on that car in front of us!
Henry: Y-yeah :'DDD
Han Geng: Oh yeah? Well, I'm from Beijing!
Shiwon: (butting in) Seoul! I'm from Seoul!
Henry: (to himself) I'm from here ._____.
Donghae: Mokpo! Mokpo!
Kyuhyun: What's dangerous about Mokpo, hyung? Do you slap people with dead fish?
Donghae: :OOOO!!!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DO!! :OOOOOOOO!!!!!!11111oneoneone!!!1
All: *headdesk*
04. they are raving mad :|
Donghae: (looking out the window) OH LOOK AN ELEPHANT *______*
Henry: I-I don't see an elephant. Do you, guys? (looking around)
Kyuhyun: (looking bored)
Zhou Mi: (looking out the other window)
Ryeowook: (looking like he's sleeping :|)
Han Geng: (looking for pedestrians)
Shiwon: Oh, don't worry about Donghae. He's just drunk.
Henry: B-but it's 12:30 in the afternoon! D:
Donghae: (drunkenly) HEY LET'S GO CLUBBING :DDDD
All: (suddenly energetic) LET'S GO~~ :DDDD
Henry: B-but I'm not 19 yet D:
Han Geng: The troubles of being out of China TT_____TT (brightens up) LET'S GO ANYWAYS :DDDD
Henry: DDDDDD:!!!
A-and, IDK, maybe more if I can think of any ;_________; ♥
Edit: Oh, and I think I am going to get contacts soon because my glasses thingy weird plastic thing rubbed against my nose and now it's all weird a-and yeah, only I have the skills to do that, I know. :|