Got this in my email this morning
This is just good stuff:
The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the den and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess."
The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the den and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess."