christmas trees are evil motherfuckers.

Dec 13, 2004 15:52


oh well, you've got me under your spell.

so. i put the lights on my tree today. and it fucking scratched me! bastard. but it was fun. i was listening to STD and having a fight with my christmas tree!! and then..i was gonna put the ornaments on..but...yeah i dropped one. i'm afraid of ornaments. like..i always feellike if i squeeze them too hard they'll EXPLODE. but they never do. when i was little...one like busted in my face. so now i'm afraid of them 0_0. anyways. i was a stupid little kid. i like..walked into a counter and scratched myself above my eyebrow. and..i have a stupid little scar. i asked my mom how i got it once and she was like "oh well you were a ditzy baby and you walked into the counter in the kitchen downstairs." i was like.."gee..thanks mom." enough about my childhood. later<33

and i don't think i'm kidding around.
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