I'm still waiting for my heart to be unbroken after this week's ep :D but, also: HILARITY!!!!
And so many great quotes! (This is going to be waaay too long)
Amy: *hears TARDIS noise* No!
Rory: I know. Leaf blowers. Use a rake!!
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The Doctor: You’ve swallowed a planet!
Amy: I’m pregnant!
The Doctor: You’re huge!
Amy: Yeah, I’m pregnant.
The Doctor: Look at you, when worlds collide!
Amy: Doctor, I’m pregnant!
The Doctor: Oh, look at you both, five years later! And you haven’t changed a bit! Apart from age... and size...
Amy: Oh, it’s good to see you, Doctor.
The Doctor: Are you pregnant?
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The Doctor: You don’t get rid of your old pal The Doctor so easily!
Amy: Hmm, you came here by mistake, didn’t you?
The Doctor: Yeahh, bit of a mistake. But look, what a result. Look at this... bench. What a nice bench. What will they think of next?
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The Doctor: So... what do you do around here to stave off the, you know...
Amy: Boredom?
The Doctor: Self-harm.
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Amy: You had the same dream?
The Doctor: Basically.
Rory: You said it was a nightmare.
The Doctor: Did I say nightmare? No, more of a really good... mare.
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The Doctor: Stop talking to me when I’m cross!
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The Doctor: Now, we all know there’s an elephant in the room.
Amy: I have to be this size, I’m having a baby!
The Doctor: No, no. The hormones seem real, but no. Is nobody gonna mention Rory’s ponytail?
*The Doctor and Amy smirk*
The Doctor: You hold him down, I’ll cut it off?
Rory: This coming from the man in the bow tie?
The Doctor: Bow ties are cool.
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The Doctor: Drop it! Drop all of it! I know who you are.
The Dream Lord: ‘Course you don’t.
The Doctor: ‘Course I do. No idea how you can be here, but there’s only one person in the universe who hates me as much as you do.
*weeps*
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Rory: I’ll deal with this one, Chubbs.
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The Dream Lord: You’re probably a vegetarian, aren’t you, you big flop-haired wuss?
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The Doctor: Yeah, but are we disagreeing or competing?
Amy: Competing? Over what?
*The Doctor and Rory turn to look at her*
Amy: Ugh!
...
The Doctor: ... I can’t feel my feet. And.. other parts.
Rory: I think all my parts are basically fine.
The Doctor: Stop competing!
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Amy: Here we go! Oh, my boys. My poncho boys. If we’re gonna die, let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.
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Amy: I think the baby’s starting.
Rory: Honestly?
Amy: Would I make it up at a time like this?!
Rory: Well, you do have a history of...*Amy glares at him*... being very lovely.
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Amy: Save him. You save everyone. You always do. It’s what you do.
The Doctor: Not always. I’m sorry.
Amy: Then what is the point of you?
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Rory: *Amy hugs him* Oh. Oh right. This is good. I am liking this. Was it something I said? Could you tell me what it was so I can use it in emergencies and maybe birthdays?
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Amy: But those things he said about you. You don’t think any of that’s true?
The Doctor: ... *changes subject*
*still weeping*
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The Doctor: Where now? Or should I.. just pop down to the swimming pool for a few lengths?