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[purenoise]

my dog smell like...bad. like really bad ican'tbreathethereisn'tenoughairfreshenerintheworldbad. why you might ask? i don't you i might reply. i come home and she smells and my dad doesn't tell me why but says i have to watch her and make sure she doesn't make the furniture smell. but she makes the whole house smell.

i bet she rolled in dead cicadas.