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Illustrious HeadBoy,
Things not to forget while you're running the halls:
1, You may hold the ultimate power over others, but do not mistakenly think that gives you any power over your mates. Pucey and I will be happy to knock your arse down a few dozen notches if you try it.
2, Abusing your power is now a right and a privilege; use it well. If Slytherin doesn't win the House Cup this year, you'll be answering to us all.
3, Quidditch is important and mandatory, whether you allow a girl to cloud your mind temporarily over that fact or not. Do not let this new Headmistress fuck that up for those who still have their priorities in place.
4, While technically guests are frowned upon, you can be damn sure I'll expect you to find a way to persuade the Headmistress to allow me back in for the more important "celebrations."
5, Don't let the pressure get to you; knowing you, you'll have the whole faculty eating out of your hand by the first week. As long as you don't turn into a cock-up halfway through, it'll be the easiest year of your life.
6, Make sure the Golden Boy, the Weasleys, and all of their followers pay dearly for their years of thinking the school belonged to them. No excuses.
Good luck, and send me progress reports at your earliest convenience,
Parker Montague