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[purelineage]

[Draco is standing in the main area of the Diadem house, wand tip alight.]

Suppose I should be getting used to nothing working around here, having to use all these muggle devices.

What's next, the roof going to cave in?

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[spirits_whisper]

Hopefully it'll cave on on your head.

[purelineage]

Or yours, if we're lucky.

[spirits_whisper]

Eh, I've already had a roof collapse on me. And you know they say a roof never strikes a person twice.

[purelineage]

You know what else they say- first time for everything.

[spirits_whisper]

Oh? So perhaps there will be a time when you won't be a pompous jerk? Now that will be a frightening day.

[purelineage]

No sooner than the day you learn to think.

[spirits_whisper]

If I couldn't think, I wouldn't have the opinion that you were a complete idiot now could I? I mean, if I couldn't think I'd probably think you were the nicest, most kind person to ever grace me with their presence.

And that is clearly not the case.

[purelineage]

That's exactly what I mean- your opinion shows how little you think.

[spirits_whisper]

Sure it does.

Sorry, I know how much you want me going ga-ga over you but me and my thoughtless opinion are content finding you to be a little brat.

[purelineage]

Then I'm sure it must be enlightening to hear that a 'little brat' finds anything you say completely worthless.

[spirits_whisper]

Which is why you keep on talking to me right?

[purelineage]

No reason I shouldn't entertain myself. Seems to be all you're good at.

[spirits_whisper]

Then you lied. If you're entertained by what I say then it isn't worthless.

[purelineage]

The fact that it's so worthless is what's entertaining.

[spirits_whisper]

Uh huh. I'm sure it is.