Funny
>>> 14 things a man can do at Wal*Mart while his wife/g'friend is taking her
>>> time:
>>>
>>> 01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's shopping carts
>>> when
>>> they aren't looking.
>>>
>>> 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
>>> intervals.
>>>
>>> 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
>>> toilet.
>>>
>>> 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3
>>> in
>>> Housewares...' and see what happens.
>>>
>>> 05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
>>>
>>> 06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>>>
>>> 07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you
>>> are
>>> sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding
>>> Department.
>>>
>>> 08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
>>> can't
>>> you people just leave me alone?"
>>>
>>> 09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
>>> your
>>> nose.
>>>
>>> 10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
>>> knows where the anti-depressants are located.
>>>
>>> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
>>> from
>>> Mission Impossible.
>>>
>>> 12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
>>> "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
>>>
>>> 13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
>>> assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
>>>
>>> And last but not least:
>>>
>>> 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
>>> loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
I think it's not just for a man to do!! I want to do some of those things. lol! Especially number 8 and 12!!
>>> time:
>>>
>>> 01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's shopping carts
>>> when
>>> they aren't looking.
>>>
>>> 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
>>> intervals.
>>>
>>> 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
>>> toilet.
>>>
>>> 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3
>>> in
>>> Housewares...' and see what happens.
>>>
>>> 05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
>>>
>>> 06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>>>
>>> 07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you
>>> are
>>> sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding
>>> Department.
>>>
>>> 08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
>>> can't
>>> you people just leave me alone?"
>>>
>>> 09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
>>> your
>>> nose.
>>>
>>> 10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
>>> knows where the anti-depressants are located.
>>>
>>> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
>>> from
>>> Mission Impossible.
>>>
>>> 12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
>>> "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
>>>
>>> 13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
>>> assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
>>>
>>> And last but not least:
>>>
>>> 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
>>> loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
I think it's not just for a man to do!! I want to do some of those things. lol! Especially number 8 and 12!!