no more scaring small children
I have finished the storytelling gig.
Highlights include the previously mentioned squirrel driving 27 trucks through the tree with only ONE eye.
The group of 50 year old + bikers who only wanted me to tell dirty jokes.
The group with a guy who snuck up on me during a scary part of the story and made me scream and jump.
This was a lot of fun. I would happily do it again. The hard thing was it was a month and a half long. No free weekends. And I really like my weekends.
Highlight from work last week:
S: Oh man, I totally sent this guy out on a pointless...a...you know...
Me: What?
S: You know! An angry chicken run!
Me: A what?!
S: You know, sending someone on a pointless mission or something...
Me: A WILD GOOSE CHASE?!?!
S: Yeah! A one of those!
I weep for humanity. Weep for it.
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I now own 2 pink winter coats, 2 pink spring coats, 2 pink blazers, and now...one wonderful HOT PINK rain coat that's got black and white houndstooth lining and is AWESOME! I know you're jealous. Do your best to continue with your lives.
-Caitlin
Highlights include the previously mentioned squirrel driving 27 trucks through the tree with only ONE eye.
The group of 50 year old + bikers who only wanted me to tell dirty jokes.
The group with a guy who snuck up on me during a scary part of the story and made me scream and jump.
This was a lot of fun. I would happily do it again. The hard thing was it was a month and a half long. No free weekends. And I really like my weekends.
Highlight from work last week:
S: Oh man, I totally sent this guy out on a pointless...a...you know...
Me: What?
S: You know! An angry chicken run!
Me: A what?!
S: You know, sending someone on a pointless mission or something...
Me: A WILD GOOSE CHASE?!?!
S: Yeah! A one of those!
I weep for humanity. Weep for it.
**************
I now own 2 pink winter coats, 2 pink spring coats, 2 pink blazers, and now...one wonderful HOT PINK rain coat that's got black and white houndstooth lining and is AWESOME! I know you're jealous. Do your best to continue with your lives.
-Caitlin