Aug 08, 2005 17:19
My greatest strength is my bat bogey hex! Have you ever been hit by one of those? They're disgusting! Honestly, they're so vile that they'll even stop grown up Death Eaters in their tracks. Do you know how it works? It's sort of like an engorgement charm. The hex takes your bogies right out of your nose, makes them gigantic, gives them great flapping bat wings, and then lobs them right at your face! Your victim is so disgusted that he'll forget anything else he's doing just to make it stop! I got Zacharias Smith with one just the other day. It was brilliant! My brothers Fred and George gave me the idea. They think it's fabulously funny - effective and humiliating at the same time. I'm pretty sure that Ron is impressed too, although maybe he just says that he is so I won't hex him with it. I might be small, but I can knock a grown up flat with one of those hexes. Best thing about my bat bogey hex? They may be gross and disgusting, but they don't actually hurt anybody. I hate violence. I'm not afraid to fight, but I can't stand to see people get hurt, even people that I don't like, like Draco Malfoy or Zacharias Smith. I'd rather just slime them and move on. One thing's for sure, people take me seriously after they get hit with one of those hexes. No more treating me like I'm just some useless little girl who isn't good for anything, and can't fight and needs to be rescued all of the time. I can fight - just in my own way.