APH CHARACTER MEME~
1 - AMERICA! >D
2 - Korea
3 - Japan
4 - England
5 - China
6 - Canada
7 - France
8 - N. Italy
9 - Germany
10 - Prussia
11 - Lithuania
12 - Russia
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Canada/Lithuania) fic? Do you want to?
Haha! No. :) I don't think such a thing has ever been concieved.
2. Do you think Four (England) is hot? How hot?
Well, British accents do have a way of makng plain people more attractive...
UK: WTF DOESSAT MEAN??!!
3. What would happen if Twelve (Russia) got Eight (N. Italy) pregnant?
Germany would be so devastated! D: And everybody else (esp. Western Europe) would be trying to figure out a way to kill the child/extract it without killing Italy, and Belarus would be all rotective of her brother's child, and the whole birth scene from Breakind Dawn would be reenacted minus vampire shinies and with the world falling into apocalypse. then again, maybe the child would be evil like russia but also dumb like hetalia, in which case nothing would change
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine (Germany)?
Really funny college AU where it was a German vs. Italy soccer game, and everyone drove poor Ludwig crazy. That's all I can remember... Oh, and one where he was masturbating to Chibitalia's panties and got caught by Italy. 8D
5. Would Two (Korea) and Six (Canada) make a good couple?
HAHA. I think I've seen this before! Um, Korea might remind Canada too much of his own brother. Or maybe he wouldn't see anything at all the same, and frustrate America by screaming at him for doing something that, if Korea did, would only make him swoon~ so my final answer here is what, exactly...?
6. Five/Nine (China/Germany) or Five/Ten (China/Prussia)? Why?
OH HAHA BOTH! THREESOME! 8D Actually, that'd make a weirdly interesting competition fic~
7. What would happen if Seven (France) walked in on Two (Korea) and Twelve (Russia) having sex?
8D Surprisingly enough, I don't think he'd want to join! For once. Russia's too scary and Korea's too annoying. XD
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Japan/Prussia) fic.
He had infiltrated the Axis's headquarters in an attempt to piss Ludwig off. What he hadn't counted on was falling for his brother's mysterious comrade.
XDDD
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (America/N. Italy) fluff?
XD If such a pairing exists, then yes, that's probably all there'd be. They're both just so fluffy and cheerful already. XD
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (France/Russia) hurt/comfort fic.
Hmm... The End of an Overture?
I had to google France & Russia, and apparently, the 1812 Overture is written about Napolean's invasion of Russia (it's also written by the same guy who composed the Nutcracker!)~
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (England) to deflower One (America)?
SHOTA CHILDRAPE HELLYES. Just kidding (or am I?). Hmm - well, can it be said that a woman deflowers a man if she goes all femdom on him? >D In that case, I'd just do a generic love story where Arthur quietly crushed on Alfred before unleashing his TRUE FEELINGS (probably while drunk, leading to shame and later conflict)~ Because England just has to bottom. Even if he's technically going cowgirl. Because the hero always tops. >BD
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
16. What might Ten (Prussia) scream at a moment of great passion?
Some variation of, "GO, MEEEEEEE!!!" or, "I'M. SO. AWESOME!"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (N. Italy), which song would you choose?
"Baby" by Dave Matthews~ (perhaps for a depressing Chibitalia/HRE fic) <3 Or something by Mika. "Love Today", prolly. "Grace Kelly".
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (America/Canada/Russia) fic, what would the warnings be?
Extreme orgies, competitiveness, double penetration???!! (POOR MATTHEEEEW) XDD
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"I don't know if you know this, but I'm kinda a big deal around here. >D" And Korea would be like, "The script for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy originated with me!" And Will Ferrel would take up a law suit and Korea would lose so tragically and be so poor that he'd have to not only have to give in to Gilbert and move in with him [in Ludwig's house].
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (China)?
Never. D: I want to! But just got into Hetalia.
21. What is Six's (Canada's) super-secret kink?
MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIS BODYYY lol i love how every doujin featuring canada has 'maple' in the title, as if that's really all canadians have contributed to our fair world 8DD what about liberalism?? the barnaked ladies or jim carey??? they should've kept avril lavigne, though
22. Would Eleven (Lithuania) shag Nine (Germany)? Drunk or sober?
I think he'd have to be extremely drunk to get rid of his fear of what Russia might do if he found out.
23. If Three (Japan) and Seven (France) get together, who tops?
XD France. Poor Kiku.
24. “(1)America and (7)France are in a happy relationship until (7)France suddenly runs off with (4)England. (1)America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Lithuania and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Russia then follows the wise advice of (5)China and finds true love with (3)Japan.
PFFFT TALK ABOUT HISTORY OF THE FUCKING WORLD. 8DD All except the America/France part was pretty right. (Lol @ England & France running off together~)
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (France/N. Italy) was canon?
Um. Kinda is. Kinda. And I'm indifferent. XD
2 - Korea
3 - Japan
4 - England
5 - China
6 - Canada
7 - France
8 - N. Italy
9 - Germany
10 - Prussia
11 - Lithuania
12 - Russia
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Canada/Lithuania) fic? Do you want to?
Haha! No. :) I don't think such a thing has ever been concieved.
2. Do you think Four (England) is hot? How hot?
Well, British accents do have a way of makng plain people more attractive...
UK: WTF DOESSAT MEAN??!!
3. What would happen if Twelve (Russia) got Eight (N. Italy) pregnant?
Germany would be so devastated! D: And everybody else (esp. Western Europe) would be trying to figure out a way to kill the child/extract it without killing Italy, and Belarus would be all rotective of her brother's child, and the whole birth scene from Breakind Dawn would be reenacted minus vampire shinies and with the world falling into apocalypse. then again, maybe the child would be evil like russia but also dumb like hetalia, in which case nothing would change
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine (Germany)?
Really funny college AU where it was a German vs. Italy soccer game, and everyone drove poor Ludwig crazy. That's all I can remember... Oh, and one where he was masturbating to Chibitalia's panties and got caught by Italy. 8D
5. Would Two (Korea) and Six (Canada) make a good couple?
HAHA. I think I've seen this before! Um, Korea might remind Canada too much of his own brother. Or maybe he wouldn't see anything at all the same, and frustrate America by screaming at him for doing something that, if Korea did, would only make him swoon~ so my final answer here is what, exactly...?
6. Five/Nine (China/Germany) or Five/Ten (China/Prussia)? Why?
OH HAHA BOTH! THREESOME! 8D Actually, that'd make a weirdly interesting competition fic~
7. What would happen if Seven (France) walked in on Two (Korea) and Twelve (Russia) having sex?
8D Surprisingly enough, I don't think he'd want to join! For once. Russia's too scary and Korea's too annoying. XD
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Japan/Prussia) fic.
He had infiltrated the Axis's headquarters in an attempt to piss Ludwig off. What he hadn't counted on was falling for his brother's mysterious comrade.
XDDD
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (America/N. Italy) fluff?
XD If such a pairing exists, then yes, that's probably all there'd be. They're both just so fluffy and cheerful already. XD
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (France/Russia) hurt/comfort fic.
Hmm... The End of an Overture?
I had to google France & Russia, and apparently, the 1812 Overture is written about Napolean's invasion of Russia (it's also written by the same guy who composed the Nutcracker!)~
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (England) to deflower One (America)?
SHOTA CHILDRAPE HELLYES. Just kidding (or am I?). Hmm - well, can it be said that a woman deflowers a man if she goes all femdom on him? >D In that case, I'd just do a generic love story where Arthur quietly crushed on Alfred before unleashing his TRUE FEELINGS (probably while drunk, leading to shame and later conflict)~ Because England just has to bottom. Even if he's technically going cowgirl. Because the hero always tops. >BD
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
16. What might Ten (Prussia) scream at a moment of great passion?
Some variation of, "GO, MEEEEEEE!!!" or, "I'M. SO. AWESOME!"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (N. Italy), which song would you choose?
"Baby" by Dave Matthews~ (perhaps for a depressing Chibitalia/HRE fic) <3 Or something by Mika. "Love Today", prolly. "Grace Kelly".
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (America/Canada/Russia) fic, what would the warnings be?
Extreme orgies, competitiveness, double penetration???!! (POOR MATTHEEEEW) XDD
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"I don't know if you know this, but I'm kinda a big deal around here. >D" And Korea would be like, "The script for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy originated with me!" And Will Ferrel would take up a law suit and Korea would lose so tragically and be so poor that he'd have to not only have to give in to Gilbert and move in with him [in Ludwig's house].
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (China)?
Never. D: I want to! But just got into Hetalia.
21. What is Six's (Canada's) super-secret kink?
MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIS BODYYY lol i love how every doujin featuring canada has 'maple' in the title, as if that's really all canadians have contributed to our fair world 8DD what about liberalism?? the barnaked ladies or jim carey??? they should've kept avril lavigne, though
22. Would Eleven (Lithuania) shag Nine (Germany)? Drunk or sober?
I think he'd have to be extremely drunk to get rid of his fear of what Russia might do if he found out.
23. If Three (Japan) and Seven (France) get together, who tops?
XD France. Poor Kiku.
24. “(1)America and (7)France are in a happy relationship until (7)France suddenly runs off with (4)England. (1)America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Lithuania and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Russia then follows the wise advice of (5)China and finds true love with (3)Japan.
PFFFT TALK ABOUT HISTORY OF THE FUCKING WORLD. 8DD All except the America/France part was pretty right. (Lol @ England & France running off together~)
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (France/N. Italy) was canon?
Um. Kinda is. Kinda. And I'm indifferent. XD