Jan 02, 2005 22:48
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THE BASICS
name:Derek
age: old enough to fuck your mom and enjoy it
sex: satan!
sexuality:I gave my penis to satan
location: in a satanic loving spot in MS
favorite color: the blood red skin of satan
favorite animal: humans...such pitiful creatures
favorite movies: Rosemary's Baby..HAIL satan!
favorite tv shows: Spongebob, he's soft and yellow
interests: Satan
why do you want to join the community: To convert and rebel
MUSIC
music?(at least 10 bands):satan is ten bands asshole!
favorite band of all time:Satan, because if you mix his name around it's santa and if you think about it..they're both ugly red motherfuckers.
first band that you ever remember liking(even if its not screamo):Satan, he can make you scream "o!"
do you know any band members?if yes who: Joe Namath, he sold his soul for the superbowl to satan!
is there a local band you would like to promote?: Yes, the commerce of satan of d'iberville
whats your reason for listening to scrEmo music:I don't listen to that shit..I listen to satan
best show youve been to: that satanic ritual where we fucked each other while watching napoleon dynamite
last show you were at: when I let satan do me in the ass in front of my parents
how long have you listen to this type of music?: as long as your mom has been walking on her tits
go open your cd player and tell me the cd(s) that are inside: SATAN!!!
favortie singer AND/OR guitarist AND/OR bassist AND/OR drummer?: James Hetfield, because he sucks and knows it.
-whos the first person that comes to mind when i say...
drums:your mom
guitar:satan
bass guitar:jewish people
lead singer:ursula andress
other?:ummm george bush?
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