And this is where my journey has led me...

[pure_nobility]

In my trousers pocket I have a list of all the most beautiful and relaxing beaches in all of the world. Included on that list is the Aspir Paralia, in Santorini, where I spent most of the summer holidays of my youth. I do not plan to visit the Aspir Paralia this year. Rather, I plan to travel to the beaches I have never been to before. The list

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[the_boy_who]

What are you on about?

[pure_nobility]

What are you on about?

[the_boy_who]

I asked you first.

[pure_nobility]

Oh, in that case.

Did I not write in perfect English, Potter? If you have a question about what I write in my book, you should rephrase it in a more specific manner.

[the_boy_who]

I hear Inverness has some really nice beaches.

[pure_nobility]

Inverness. What a quaint suggestion. Do you have any menu suggestions for a tasty picnic lunch?

[the_boy_who]

Nothing you cant get from a house elf.

[pure_nobility]

Aren't there some people you're supposed to be off killing, or being killed by?

[the_boy_who]

Yeah. Don't worry. You just stay right there. I'll take care of it for you.

[pure_nobility]

How generous of you.