Please. Kill me now.

[pure_gold_baby]

I think I'm getting some sort of nasty conjunctivitis type thing. My left eye hurts, and has been producing impressive amounts of yellow stuff. Seriously, what ELSE would like to go wrong with me? Huh? Huh?

I feel the gods are trying to tell me something. Possibly that I shouldn't go out next weekend.

Like the gods know fucking anything.