Rhetorical questions are questions that most people don't answer.
For example,
Rhetorical question: Is Zell an idiot? Actual answer: a resounding yes. Given answer: nothing, because A) the asker doesn't actually care, or B) the answer's obvious to everyone but you.
Like, a couple years.
And dude, nothing's on fire, the hell're you talkin' about?
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Fire--
What, are you another fangirl or something?
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Sports, man! Won some kickboxing tourney and some guy recruited me f'r this.
And-- fangirl?! I-- what?? NO! HELL NO. Fuck you.
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Little old five-five you?
Chickenwuss, right?
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And shut up! M'name's not friggin' Chickenwuss!
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And I'm supposed to care, why?
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For example,
Rhetorical question: Is Zell an idiot?
Actual answer: a resounding yes.
Given answer: nothing, because A) the asker doesn't actually care, or B) the answer's obvious to everyone but you.
You can pay me for the lesson later.
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