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[pure_ego]

Right, so somebody explain to me

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[too_angelic]

Oh! I'm so sorry! I was trying to make toast and then I think I left them in for too long and it started making funny noises and oh, I'm so sorry! I'll buy a replacement if it's broken! I promise!

[pure_ego]

Wonderful. Another total psychopath. Am I some kind of freak-magnet or something?

What the hell are you talking about?

[too_angelic]

Um, you said "flaming" and then... some other things that I didn't understand so I thought... um, I'mreallyveryveryverysorry! I won't ever do it again!

[pure_ego]

Let me amend that to total psychopathic idiot.

I demand to be paid for this.

[too_angelic]

Paid for what?

[pure_ego]

This. Talking to people like you. I'm thinking maybe upward of a hundred dollars an hour, just like the psychiatrists that you people should be seeing.

[too_angelic]

But I don't need a psychiatrist! I'm a happy person! And I like making other people happy, too!

Let's be friends!

[pure_ego]

I'd rather take a wine glass, grind it up into glass powder dust, shove it under my eyelids, and blink a couple million times.

In other words, get lost, hippie freak.

[too_angelic]

But... that's sounds painful!

Um... um... but. I'll just be your friend, then?

[pure_ego]

So is talking to you. Like glass shards in my mind.

What? Are you some kind of fangirl, or something?

[too_angelic]

But, but, I--

Um... what's a fangirl? Okay! ♥

My name is Flonne!

[pure_ego]

Heh. Name's Seifer Almasy. Remember it.

And don't speak, giggle, dance, breathe, or whatever the hell it is you happy-happy people do in my presence unless given express divine permission, and we should get along fine somehow.

[too_angelic]

Seifer Almasy! Okay! ♥

Yay! I made a friend! I think.