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I am posting all the funny ones. enjoy
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I pushed cheesewhiz0 in the mud (-17 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I turned hotlead5 in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I gave redvivaciousjoy a kidney (1000 points). Last week I punched leavesof_grass in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (900 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
pure_dove
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I bought porn for saveferris321 (-10 points). In July I put money in blue_hawaii4488's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Monday I set bootylicious87's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-76 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
pure_dove
- I'm sorry sam. it was my evil twin.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I helped boo_scared_u hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday acewashy and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in blue_hawaii4488's hair (-12 points). In August I gave fewcantell345 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I gave sarahmevans a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-190 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
pure_dove
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I pushed cheesewhiz0 in the mud (-17 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I turned hotlead5 in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I gave redvivaciousjoy a kidney (1000 points). Last week I punched leavesof_grass in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (900 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
pure_dove
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I bought porn for saveferris321 (-10 points). In July I put money in blue_hawaii4488's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Monday I set bootylicious87's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-76 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
pure_dove
- I'm sorry sam. it was my evil twin.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I helped boo_scared_u hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday acewashy and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in blue_hawaii4488's hair (-12 points). In August I gave fewcantell345 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I gave sarahmevans a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-190 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
pure_dove