Thursday sometime after Lily has left
Draco was in a very good mood today. He had the most amazing time ever with Lily last night. He felt excited and relieved at the same time. Relieved cause you know, they had finally done it. And excited because heck yeah, they get to do it again. And he had spent most of this morning snuggling with her until he had to go to psych. And psych was good because Drusilla wasn't there and the class was being taught by Crunch Buttsteak the TA. He actually felt better than he has in a long time. And Vegas was going to be awesome because he's going to be having the sex the sex.
Speaking of which, he couldn't risk having unprotected sex with Lily again. He was not in the mood to be a father and OMG Harry Potter would have a half sibling and he's pretty sure his Mother would have a heart attack. He didn't feel much like going to the Clinic and getting the sex talk. Besides muggle contraceptives were so...weird and rubbery. So he'd have to write home. But who to? His Dad was in jail. His Mother and Aunt were out of the question. Mainly because his Mum was his Mum and that's just weird. And his Aunt has the biggest mouth in England and will tell his Mum. That just left his Uncles. God, he hated his Uncle Roldolphus, he was such a jackass. Always giving him noogies and trying to wrestle him. Rabastan was alright, he didn't do that feather and shaving cream trick to him every Christmas break like Roldolphus did. But he knew writing a letter to one of them was like writing a letter to both of them. He decided his Aunt would be less suspicious of Draco sending a letter to her husband would be less suspicious he addressed it to him.
Uncle Roldolphus (and probably Uncle Rabastan)-
Um...I know I don't write a lot but you guys are the closest thing I have to a Dad right now and you said you'd help me out with stuff Mother couldn't so...yeah. Anyways, I'm trusting that you two will not tell Mother or Aunt Bellatrix what's in this letter. Or anyone else really, I don't really want pats on the back from the Dark Lord because I got some. Yeah, yeah, my girlfriend and I did it last night. I'm sure Mother told you about her. No, Uncle Roldolphus, I will not go into detail so you can get that out of your mind right now. I'm serious. No. Stop it.
The thing is this is a muggle school so they really don't have you know...good stuff for this kind of stuff. I mean, you know what I mean, I need you to send me some. And by some I mean a lot cause I don't want have to write a letter for this again. Not that I don't want to write you but this is kind of weird. But yeah, it would be appreciated. Time to do your uncle-ly duties.
Please, please, please don't tell Mum. She will KILL me. And then the family will be finished so it's the best thing for everyone. Thanks for this, consider it payment for me saving your life.
Anyways, see you at Christmas or the next maiming.
Your nephew, Draco
PS: And if you can be discreet about it. I know what you're thinking and it's wrong to embarass your nephew. Uncle Rabastan I'm serious, make sure your brother doesn't do anything embarassing.
Draco sealed the letter and sent off his owl. Hopefully they'll get it in the morning.
Speaking of which, he couldn't risk having unprotected sex with Lily again. He was not in the mood to be a father and OMG Harry Potter would have a half sibling and he's pretty sure his Mother would have a heart attack. He didn't feel much like going to the Clinic and getting the sex talk. Besides muggle contraceptives were so...weird and rubbery. So he'd have to write home. But who to? His Dad was in jail. His Mother and Aunt were out of the question. Mainly because his Mum was his Mum and that's just weird. And his Aunt has the biggest mouth in England and will tell his Mum. That just left his Uncles. God, he hated his Uncle Roldolphus, he was such a jackass. Always giving him noogies and trying to wrestle him. Rabastan was alright, he didn't do that feather and shaving cream trick to him every Christmas break like Roldolphus did. But he knew writing a letter to one of them was like writing a letter to both of them. He decided his Aunt would be less suspicious of Draco sending a letter to her husband would be less suspicious he addressed it to him.
Uncle Roldolphus (and probably Uncle Rabastan)-
Um...I know I don't write a lot but you guys are the closest thing I have to a Dad right now and you said you'd help me out with stuff Mother couldn't so...yeah. Anyways, I'm trusting that you two will not tell Mother or Aunt Bellatrix what's in this letter. Or anyone else really, I don't really want pats on the back from the Dark Lord because I got some. Yeah, yeah, my girlfriend and I did it last night. I'm sure Mother told you about her. No, Uncle Roldolphus, I will not go into detail so you can get that out of your mind right now. I'm serious. No. Stop it.
The thing is this is a muggle school so they really don't have you know...good stuff for this kind of stuff. I mean, you know what I mean, I need you to send me some. And by some I mean a lot cause I don't want have to write a letter for this again. Not that I don't want to write you but this is kind of weird. But yeah, it would be appreciated. Time to do your uncle-ly duties.
Please, please, please don't tell Mum. She will KILL me. And then the family will be finished so it's the best thing for everyone. Thanks for this, consider it payment for me saving your life.
Anyways, see you at Christmas or the next maiming.
Your nephew, Draco
PS: And if you can be discreet about it. I know what you're thinking and it's wrong to embarass your nephew. Uncle Rabastan I'm serious, make sure your brother doesn't do anything embarassing.
Draco sealed the letter and sent off his owl. Hopefully they'll get it in the morning.