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Draco woke up on Friday morning hungover. Very hungover. And naked. Very naked. He sits up, trying to find where the hell his boxers went. When he sees them (green and silky!) on Jonathan's side of the room everything that had happened the night before came back to him.
I did not sleep with a hooker that looked like my geology partner last night.
I also did not come back and have sweaty man sex with my roommate.
Except for the part where I totally did.
Well, this is going on my list of things I will never tell anyone EVER. Right in between banging Millicent Bulstrode and walking in on Uncle Roldolphus in the shower.
Draco gets out of the bed and quickly picks his boxers off the floor and puts them on. He sits on his bed and tries to think of a way of how last night did not constitute as cheating on Lily. The man-rules of cheating clearly state that this wasn't cheating because:
1. He was drunk and not responsible for his actions.
2. Hookers don't count. Ever.
3. Jonathan was a man. That's just male bonding.
And besides he liked Lily way too much for her to ever find out about this. Ever.
Draco put on some clothes and headed to class.
((I like my Harry Potter characters like I like my coffee; full of sweaty man sex.))
I did not sleep with a hooker that looked like my geology partner last night.
I also did not come back and have sweaty man sex with my roommate.
Except for the part where I totally did.
Well, this is going on my list of things I will never tell anyone EVER. Right in between banging Millicent Bulstrode and walking in on Uncle Roldolphus in the shower.
Draco gets out of the bed and quickly picks his boxers off the floor and puts them on. He sits on his bed and tries to think of a way of how last night did not constitute as cheating on Lily. The man-rules of cheating clearly state that this wasn't cheating because:
1. He was drunk and not responsible for his actions.
2. Hookers don't count. Ever.
3. Jonathan was a man. That's just male bonding.
And besides he liked Lily way too much for her to ever find out about this. Ever.
Draco put on some clothes and headed to class.
((I like my Harry Potter characters like I like my coffee; full of sweaty man sex.))