(To be sang to the tune of 12 days of Christmas)
On the twelfth day of Halloween Mr. Bob gave to me twelve zucchinis fucking, eleven carrots fucking, ten kittens leaping, nine boxes dancing, eight cocks fucking, seven pussies swimming, six elvii fucking, five purple cocks, four beautiful farts, three pissy deuces, two fucking shits, and a kooter in a pear tree.