For Primus' Sake
Right, I think I've had enough...
For Fuck's Sake can we STOP with all the 'Jazz the Promiscuous Slut' stories?! Where the fuck did that even come from?!
Yes, we all know Jazz is easy-going, outgoing, charismatic, good with people, flirty, etc. How that equates to him jumping in a berth to shag half the Autobot army and then some, I don't even know!
I've been catching up on PJ fics recently and at least 8/10 stories refer to Jazz's past as being full of one-night stands and casual flings and basically shagging anything that walks... and what the effing hell! Enough!
The worst part is that no one seems to even stop and consider WHY? Nope, just jump on the bandwagon and before you know it, it snowballs into becoming Jazz's one defining trait. Can you turn him any more one-dimensional!?
Seriously, can we fucking stop it? It irks me and it's upsetting the Jazz that lives in my headspace... Primus!
There's another rant I could go into about how people also tend to turn Prowl into a one-dimensional social recluse, but that's a rant someone else can do.
I'm gonna be here feeding a 'Jazz the Virgin' bunny... Sheesh!