Bimbos and Their Bags
Yeah, my icon says it all...
Listen up you stupid bimbos with your little branded hand-bags, sling-bags, i-dont-really-give-a-fuck-bags... YOUR BAGS ARE NOT MADE OF HOLOGRAPHIC MATERIAL!
In other words, when you try to pass through a narrow space between shelves with your stupid bag sticking out, YOU'RE GOING TO KNOCK SOMETHING OVER!
And I have better thinks to do with my time than to pick up stuff that you fucking drop with your stupid fucking bag, while you just say "oh sorry" and then totter off on your little platform/stilleto heels (dont fall and break your ankles or anything...)
Would it KILL YOU to pay attention to where the hell your bag is while you're walking around?
Not that guys are any better... I cant even begin to count the number of times I've barely missed being hit in the head or the torso with some asshole's backpack just because they dont pay attention to who may be passing around or behind them.
Is there a shortage on grey matter around here or something?!
MIND YOUR DAMN BAGS!!!