Nov 23, 2006 02:42
Through the wonders of science, the international date line, and a Cathay Pacific time-travel jet, I am now one day ahead of all you suckers! You heard me right, it is already turkey day here in the Philippines. Too bad there are no turkeys. Oh well, I am already going to pass out from jetlag.
I would tell you all what will happen to you tomorrow, but that might disrupt the space-time continuum and obliterate us all. I will tell you, however, that there are a lot of Asians in the future, and global warming is a major problem.
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Future Anne