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Sitting at home alone, just as bored out of my mind as I've been since I woke up this morning, I just witnessed the cutest fucking assholes and I almost threw up.
My blinds are open so I was able to watch this whole moment go down. This couple walks up, hand in hand, fulfilling their God-given duty to make me miserable, and stops in front of my building. They are talking and pointing at stuff and I can't figure out what they're doing and then all of a sudden, they climb over the fence in and proceed to make snow angels on the lawn directly in front of my window. When they get up, they brush the snow off each other and walk away, in snowy, couplely bliss.
Goddamn adorable motherfuckers.
I hate my life.
My blinds are open so I was able to watch this whole moment go down. This couple walks up, hand in hand, fulfilling their God-given duty to make me miserable, and stops in front of my building. They are talking and pointing at stuff and I can't figure out what they're doing and then all of a sudden, they climb over the fence in and proceed to make snow angels on the lawn directly in front of my window. When they get up, they brush the snow off each other and walk away, in snowy, couplely bliss.
Goddamn adorable motherfuckers.
I hate my life.