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[puppydogjesus]

So, apparently, no one that I send a resume to through email can open the attached resume file... This makes me want to poop in some internet deity cereals. Hopefully my prospective employers will be understanding enough to ask me for my resume in the body of an email, but I'm afraid that they'll just move on to the next app. and forget about me.

In Other News:
Does it sound pretentious to put in my cover letter that "I'm a fucking genius that can cook the best food you've ever had." --- just wondering :)